"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Is it okay to shave your balls?

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I've been thinking lately, that I should shave my balls. But I don't know, my penis is kind of prominent, like, it sticks out...so I'm not sure...what do you think?
 
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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like your age suggests, "Who cares"?

If you want to do it, then do it. If you don't want to do it then don't do it.

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Originally posted by h2o
my penis is kind of prominent, like, it sticks out...so I'm not sure...what do you think?
They aren't ears. You want to accentuate your d*ck.. lol..

I get the feeling this is a satire of Jay-x and his big ears.

But if you're being serious.

Yes, Shave your balls.

My only issue with it, they grow back to quickly.

I trim the hell out of my pubes, I mean, probably 1cm long. (1/3 of an inch). But I shave my balls clean. Use a razor.

Mach 3 is best. first blade lifts the hair. second blade cuts the hair. third blade cuts your scrotum. (nah. its safe. just read something like that somewhere, it made me laugh :))
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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ok, i was just joking. forget it. yeah, i shave with my norelco. i was trying to mock jay's head shave thread. nm. guess it's time for another forum break, later.
 

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Don't do it if you're Asian. You already lack body hair, don't get rid of what's there...
 
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