"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Is it okay to shave your balls?

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I've been thinking lately, that I should shave my balls. But I don't know, my penis is kind of prominent, like, it sticks out...so I'm not sure...what do you think?
 
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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like your age suggests, "Who cares"?

If you want to do it, then do it. If you don't want to do it then don't do it.

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Originally posted by h2o
my penis is kind of prominent, like, it sticks out...so I'm not sure...what do you think?
They aren't ears. You want to accentuate your d*ck.. lol..

I get the feeling this is a satire of Jay-x and his big ears.

But if you're being serious.

Yes, Shave your balls.

My only issue with it, they grow back to quickly.

I trim the hell out of my pubes, I mean, probably 1cm long. (1/3 of an inch). But I shave my balls clean. Use a razor.

Mach 3 is best. first blade lifts the hair. second blade cuts the hair. third blade cuts your scrotum. (nah. its safe. just read something like that somewhere, it made me laugh :))
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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ok, i was just joking. forget it. yeah, i shave with my norelco. i was trying to mock jay's head shave thread. nm. guess it's time for another forum break, later.
 

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Don't do it if you're Asian. You already lack body hair, don't get rid of what's there...
 
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