h2o
Banned
I've been thinking lately, that I should shave my balls. But I don't know, my penis is kind of prominent, like, it sticks out...so I'm not sure...what do you think?
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Is it okay to shave your balls?
- Thread starter h2o
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
like your age suggests, "Who cares"?
If you want to do it, then do it. If you don't want to do it then don't do it.
comic_relief
If you want to do it, then do it. If you don't want to do it then don't do it.
comic_relief
They aren't ears. You want to accentuate your d*ck.. lol..
I get the feeling this is a satire of Jay-x and his big ears.
But if you're being serious.
Yes, Shave your balls.
My only issue with it, they grow back to quickly.
I trim the hell out of my pubes, I mean, probably 1cm long. (1/3 of an inch). But I shave my balls clean. Use a razor.
Mach 3 is best. first blade lifts the hair. second blade cuts the hair. third blade cuts your scrotum. (nah. its safe. just read something like that somewhere, it made me laugh
)Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
I do it. It's suprisingly hard to cut yourself.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
yes its very ok
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
h2o
Banned
ok, i was just joking. forget it. yeah, i shave with my norelco. i was trying to mock jay's head shave thread. nm. guess it's time for another forum break, later.
hungry_american
Don Juan
you werent jokingg... I shave everything down there clean fresh so clean .. Girls LOVE it
diplomatic_lies
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Don't do it if you're Asian. You already lack body hair, don't get rid of what's there...