theunflushables
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That was a very dark time in my life.DJDamage said:
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
is it just me or are vaginas ugly?
- Thread starter tony-montana
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
FoolsCause
Don Juan
There lies the advantage of meeting girls at nude beaches.In2theGame said:
HaremMasterThomas
Don Juan
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Maybe he'll meet Player_Supreme in the gay bar, on a more serious note, hot babes with red hair have Ugly pvssies and blonde haired babes pvssies don't look much better, I only ever fvck hot babes who are brunettes because they have the most beautiful looking of the pvssies available. :yes:datsexynigga2009 said:You must be gay,i bet the penis looks good huh?
Well go to gaybar im sure you will LOVE it their
mahon83050
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Tony, I hear ya...some vagina look like the Venus Fly trap or the bottom of those egg laying things from that movie Aliens.
My college roomates and I used to refer to pussies as "roast beef" If you think about it, that is what it looks like...a hole with a slab of roast beef hanging out.
My college roomates and I used to refer to pussies as "roast beef" If you think about it, that is what it looks like...a hole with a slab of roast beef hanging out.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
Tight virgin ***** looks good... a old saggy virgina looks like a wizard's sleeve... some are good and some look bad. You can always stick to lickin ASS!
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
Never seen Borat? You should get out more...Deus ex Pianoforte said:
PeterNorthisawesome
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It's toward the beginning when he's buying a van at the car dealer. He's talking to the dealer about his fat ugly wife and how her p&ssy used be good but because she's so fat now her p&ssy lips hangs like wizard's sleeve... lol :crackup:Bling said:
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
smooth guy
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You're not gay man, I feel the same way about the look of a ***** and I can tell ya I'm 100% straight...I can get hard just by watching a hot chick cross down the street.
Dont know maybe my "***** fetish" will grow on me when I'm older I'm still 16. I did like seeing female legs since the age of 5 though :S (no joke) started liking other body parts since then.
As far as I'm concerned everything looks great on a female body except their *****. No I'm not gay either.
Dont know maybe my "***** fetish" will grow on me when I'm older I'm still 16. I did like seeing female legs since the age of 5 though :S (no joke) started liking other body parts since then.
As far as I'm concerned everything looks great on a female body except their *****. No I'm not gay either.
It's just the difference between little ******s and big ******s and it doesn't always have everything to do with the size of the girl.
There was a post on here a month or two back that showed some nasty ones. It was for a surgical labial reduction website or something of that sort...
There was a post on here a month or two back that showed some nasty ones. It was for a surgical labial reduction website or something of that sort...
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
lol, when I was in highschool I snuck in this girls house like at 3 in the morning, that had been wanting me to hook up for the longest.
so anyway, she's given me a BJ, then we get ready to get to business.. and she takes off her pants and I promise I thought we were in the damn amazon.
I've never seen that much hair on anything in my life.
I told her "i'm not putting my **** in that" and left. My friends and I called her Blanka after that..s he never got it
so anyway, she's given me a BJ, then we get ready to get to business.. and she takes off her pants and I promise I thought we were in the damn amazon.
I've never seen that much hair on anything in my life.
I told her "i'm not putting my **** in that" and left. My friends and I called her Blanka after that..s he never got it
Haha, I don't mind a little grass on the field, but I had that happen a couple of times. First time was with the psycho chick I dated that had the real bad stretch marks. First I had to deal with those, then I made my way down to the BUSH. That was before it was fashionable to go bald, so hair was acceptable, but damn.....backbreaker said:
And she was good looking too.