theunflushables
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- May 28, 2007
- Messages
- 1,104
- Reaction score
- 20
That was a very dark time in my life.DJDamage said:
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
is it just me or are vaginas ugly?
- Thread starter tony-montana
- Start date
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
FoolsCause
Don Juan
There lies the advantage of meeting girls at nude beaches.In2theGame said:
HaremMasterThomas
Don Juan
- Joined
- Apr 18, 2007
- Messages
- 108
- Reaction score
- 0
Maybe he'll meet Player_Supreme in the gay bar, on a more serious note, hot babes with red hair have Ugly pvssies and blonde haired babes pvssies don't look much better, I only ever fvck hot babes who are brunettes because they have the most beautiful looking of the pvssies available. :yes:datsexynigga2009 said:You must be gay,i bet the penis looks good huh?
Well go to gaybar im sure you will LOVE it their
mahon83050
Banned
Tony, I hear ya...some vagina look like the Venus Fly trap or the bottom of those egg laying things from that movie Aliens.
My college roomates and I used to refer to pussies as "roast beef" If you think about it, that is what it looks like...a hole with a slab of roast beef hanging out.
My college roomates and I used to refer to pussies as "roast beef" If you think about it, that is what it looks like...a hole with a slab of roast beef hanging out.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
Tight virgin ***** looks good... a old saggy virgina looks like a wizard's sleeve... some are good and some look bad. You can always stick to lickin ASS!
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
Never seen Borat? You should get out more...Deus ex Pianoforte said:
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
It's toward the beginning when he's buying a van at the car dealer. He's talking to the dealer about his fat ugly wife and how her p&ssy used be good but because she's so fat now her p&ssy lips hangs like wizard's sleeve... lol :crackup:Bling said:
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
smooth guy
Senior Don Juan
- Joined
- Apr 15, 2007
- Messages
- 306
- Reaction score
- 3
You're not gay man, I feel the same way about the look of a ***** and I can tell ya I'm 100% straight...I can get hard just by watching a hot chick cross down the street.
Dont know maybe my "***** fetish" will grow on me when I'm older I'm still 16. I did like seeing female legs since the age of 5 though :S (no joke) started liking other body parts since then.
As far as I'm concerned everything looks great on a female body except their *****. No I'm not gay either.
Dont know maybe my "***** fetish" will grow on me when I'm older I'm still 16. I did like seeing female legs since the age of 5 though :S (no joke) started liking other body parts since then.
As far as I'm concerned everything looks great on a female body except their *****. No I'm not gay either.
It's just the difference between little ******s and big ******s and it doesn't always have everything to do with the size of the girl.
There was a post on here a month or two back that showed some nasty ones. It was for a surgical labial reduction website or something of that sort...
There was a post on here a month or two back that showed some nasty ones. It was for a surgical labial reduction website or something of that sort...
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
lol, when I was in highschool I snuck in this girls house like at 3 in the morning, that had been wanting me to hook up for the longest.
so anyway, she's given me a BJ, then we get ready to get to business.. and she takes off her pants and I promise I thought we were in the damn amazon.
I've never seen that much hair on anything in my life.
I told her "i'm not putting my **** in that" and left. My friends and I called her Blanka after that..s he never got it
so anyway, she's given me a BJ, then we get ready to get to business.. and she takes off her pants and I promise I thought we were in the damn amazon.
I've never seen that much hair on anything in my life.
I told her "i'm not putting my **** in that" and left. My friends and I called her Blanka after that..s he never got it
Haha, I don't mind a little grass on the field, but I had that happen a couple of times. First time was with the psycho chick I dated that had the real bad stretch marks. First I had to deal with those, then I made my way down to the BUSH. That was before it was fashionable to go bald, so hair was acceptable, but damn.....backbreaker said:
And she was good looking too.