theunflushables
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That was a very dark time in my life.DJDamage said:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
is it just me or are vaginas ugly?
- Thread starter tony-montana
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
FoolsCause
Don Juan
There lies the advantage of meeting girls at nude beaches.In2theGame said:
HaremMasterThomas
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Maybe he'll meet Player_Supreme in the gay bar, on a more serious note, hot babes with red hair have Ugly pvssies and blonde haired babes pvssies don't look much better, I only ever fvck hot babes who are brunettes because they have the most beautiful looking of the pvssies available. :yes:datsexynigga2009 said:You must be gay,i bet the penis looks good huh?
Well go to gaybar im sure you will LOVE it their
mahon83050
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Tony, I hear ya...some vagina look like the Venus Fly trap or the bottom of those egg laying things from that movie Aliens.
My college roomates and I used to refer to pussies as "roast beef" If you think about it, that is what it looks like...a hole with a slab of roast beef hanging out.
My college roomates and I used to refer to pussies as "roast beef" If you think about it, that is what it looks like...a hole with a slab of roast beef hanging out.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
Tight virgin ***** looks good... a old saggy virgina looks like a wizard's sleeve... some are good and some look bad. You can always stick to lickin ASS!
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
Never seen Borat? You should get out more...Deus ex Pianoforte said:
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
It's toward the beginning when he's buying a van at the car dealer. He's talking to the dealer about his fat ugly wife and how her p&ssy used be good but because she's so fat now her p&ssy lips hangs like wizard's sleeve... lol :crackup:Bling said:
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
smooth guy
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You're not gay man, I feel the same way about the look of a ***** and I can tell ya I'm 100% straight...I can get hard just by watching a hot chick cross down the street.
Dont know maybe my "***** fetish" will grow on me when I'm older I'm still 16. I did like seeing female legs since the age of 5 though :S (no joke) started liking other body parts since then.
As far as I'm concerned everything looks great on a female body except their *****. No I'm not gay either.
Dont know maybe my "***** fetish" will grow on me when I'm older I'm still 16. I did like seeing female legs since the age of 5 though :S (no joke) started liking other body parts since then.
As far as I'm concerned everything looks great on a female body except their *****. No I'm not gay either.
It's just the difference between little ******s and big ******s and it doesn't always have everything to do with the size of the girl.
There was a post on here a month or two back that showed some nasty ones. It was for a surgical labial reduction website or something of that sort...
There was a post on here a month or two back that showed some nasty ones. It was for a surgical labial reduction website or something of that sort...
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
lol, when I was in highschool I snuck in this girls house like at 3 in the morning, that had been wanting me to hook up for the longest.
so anyway, she's given me a BJ, then we get ready to get to business.. and she takes off her pants and I promise I thought we were in the damn amazon.
I've never seen that much hair on anything in my life.
I told her "i'm not putting my **** in that" and left. My friends and I called her Blanka after that..s he never got it
so anyway, she's given me a BJ, then we get ready to get to business.. and she takes off her pants and I promise I thought we were in the damn amazon.
I've never seen that much hair on anything in my life.
I told her "i'm not putting my **** in that" and left. My friends and I called her Blanka after that..s he never got it
Haha, I don't mind a little grass on the field, but I had that happen a couple of times. First time was with the psycho chick I dated that had the real bad stretch marks. First I had to deal with those, then I made my way down to the BUSH. That was before it was fashionable to go bald, so hair was acceptable, but damn.....backbreaker said:
And she was good looking too.