"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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is it just me or are vaginas ugly?

tony-montana

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for some reason i don't like looking at vaginas and i don't like to put my mouth there that's for sure. they are ugly fuking things... look like those damn fly catcher plants or some slug... alien, whatever. don't get me wrong but i will stick my dik in it but god damn they are ugly.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Wow strong gaydar alert!
 

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Some are beautiful, some look like a bulldog got ahold of her and pulled. My new pickup line is, "Excuse me, does your pvssy look good? If so, hi, what's your name?"
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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I tend to smile when I see another smile...



vertical smile, that is.:whistle:
 
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tony-montana said:
for some reason i don't like looking at vaginas and i don't like to put my mouth there that's for sure. they are ugly fuking things... look like those damn fly catcher plants or some slug... alien, whatever. don't get me wrong but i will stick my dik in it but god damn they are ugly.
You must be gay,i bet the penis looks good huh?

Well go to gaybar im sure you will LOVE it their :)
 

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i said i ain't gay. i love women, i love lips, tits, hips, those toned bodies... their beautiful hair but i just don't like the look of a vagina that's all. i'm not gay geez.
 

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Hmm well I can't help you... this seems to be a mental problem maybe
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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tony-montana said:
for some reason i don't like looking at vaginas and i don't like to put my mouth there that's for sure. they are ugly fuking things... look like those damn fly catcher plants or some slug... alien, whatever. don't get me wrong but i will stick my dik in it but god damn they are ugly.
LMAO, damn man are you serious?
 

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I for one don't. And to be particularly honest I don't particularly enjoy going down on a woman.. but I will do it assuming she's clean.. and i'm not bad either :)
 

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I agree. I dont think that they are pretty. I am not gay. I know that!
I think that the actual vagina is pretty to look at. Your not the only one
Why all the accusations of him being gay?
 

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Some pvssies just look plain nasty and beat the hell up. But some, dear sweet god, some, look absolutely delicious. Yum.
 

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Are you and tony trolls... both joined the same month... and both desperately despise the thought of a vagina...

Nah impossible you're just straight gays
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I knew as soon as I saw this someone would call Tony gay. But hey maybe he's not gay, maybe he's just seen some ugly vaginas. Hell, go to a strip club as soon as they open up and more than likely you'll see the C-Squad, you know, the ones who used to be the good dancers back in like the 70s but are now pushing damn near 50 and their pvssy looks like a bulldog got into a jar of mayonnaise. The simple remedy is find better pvssy. I learn to love to eat that sh1t if its clean.
 

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theunflushables said:
The simple remedy is find better pvssy.
Actually the simpler solution is to find a hotter girl. There is a correlation between ugly pvssy and not so hot girl, just like having tiny t1ts or no ass what so ever.

backbreaker said:
I for one don't. And to be particularly honest I don't particularly enjoy going down on a woman.. but I will do it assuming she's clean.. and i'm not bad either :)
To me it depends again how hot she is. If she is really hot and turns me on, I want to dive in but if she is like a 7 or below then I don't really have to urge and I try to avoid it.
 

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You know what Tony, Even though i laughed... I understand what you mean because i just remembered something when i was 17. there was this girl who i was messin with, she was .. lets say a 7.5 MAYBE a 8 on some days. anyway, one day we got to it and she took off her pants/panties... and, Holy mutha F--- YUCK! it was like green, no joke. I was truley disguested. Thats why i sometimes see a cute girl or even Hot and think....She looks good but who knows whats goin on down there. Another time wasnt as bad but it looked like the girl had a f**kn stuffed animal in her panties. it was pretty rediculous as i actually told her "is that your Bush or a damn birds nest?" lucky she laughed about it lol but you neva know what ur gonna get no matter what the girl looks like.
 

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Ehh...not neccesairly, Damage. I was with this one chick who's face wasnt really anything to write home about, ok, I'll admit she was pretty damn plain looking a 5 on the best of days, and she was a little on the softer side, no real deffinition. Anyways, this chick had the nicest pvssy I've ever had.

I know its splitting hairs, but finding a fitter chick makes a better correlation. You dont want a fat chick and have to flip through the folds, but on the other hand you dont want Lara Flynn Boyle either, nobody wants to fvck skeletor.
 

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theunflushables said:
Ehh...not neccesairly, Damage. I was with this one chick who's face wasnt really anything to write home about, ok, I'll admit she was pretty damn plain looking a 5 on the best of days, and she was a little on the softer side, no real deffinition. Anyways, this chick had the nicest pvssy I've ever had. .
I don't get it, why would you want to fvck a 5? I don't care how nice her pvssy is, that alone is not going to make me hard.


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I know its splitting hairs, but finding a fitter chick makes a better correlation. You dont want a fat chick and have to flip through the folds, but on the other hand you dont want Lara Flynn Boyle either, nobody wants to fvck skeletor.
True. Fit and hot chick pvssy is the best bet that her pvssy be nice and even if its just "ok" hey she is still hot and you would still hit that. Most women are damn insecure about their vagina's and think its ugly more so then what you will think of it.

At least a fit hot chick will have a tight A$$hole, unless its already been pounded by some other dude and therefore you might wanna rethink banging her all together lol
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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