"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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is it just me or are vaginas ugly?

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for some reason i don't like looking at vaginas and i don't like to put my mouth there that's for sure. they are ugly fuking things... look like those damn fly catcher plants or some slug... alien, whatever. don't get me wrong but i will stick my dik in it but god damn they are ugly.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Wow strong gaydar alert!
 

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Some are beautiful, some look like a bulldog got ahold of her and pulled. My new pickup line is, "Excuse me, does your pvssy look good? If so, hi, what's your name?"
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I tend to smile when I see another smile...



vertical smile, that is.:whistle:
 
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tony-montana said:
for some reason i don't like looking at vaginas and i don't like to put my mouth there that's for sure. they are ugly fuking things... look like those damn fly catcher plants or some slug... alien, whatever. don't get me wrong but i will stick my dik in it but god damn they are ugly.
You must be gay,i bet the penis looks good huh?

Well go to gaybar im sure you will LOVE it their :)
 

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i said i ain't gay. i love women, i love lips, tits, hips, those toned bodies... their beautiful hair but i just don't like the look of a vagina that's all. i'm not gay geez.
 

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Hmm well I can't help you... this seems to be a mental problem maybe
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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tony-montana said:
for some reason i don't like looking at vaginas and i don't like to put my mouth there that's for sure. they are ugly fuking things... look like those damn fly catcher plants or some slug... alien, whatever. don't get me wrong but i will stick my dik in it but god damn they are ugly.
LMAO, damn man are you serious?
 

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I for one don't. And to be particularly honest I don't particularly enjoy going down on a woman.. but I will do it assuming she's clean.. and i'm not bad either :)
 

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I agree. I dont think that they are pretty. I am not gay. I know that!
I think that the actual vagina is pretty to look at. Your not the only one
Why all the accusations of him being gay?
 

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Some pvssies just look plain nasty and beat the hell up. But some, dear sweet god, some, look absolutely delicious. Yum.
 

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Are you and tony trolls... both joined the same month... and both desperately despise the thought of a vagina...

Nah impossible you're just straight gays
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I knew as soon as I saw this someone would call Tony gay. But hey maybe he's not gay, maybe he's just seen some ugly vaginas. Hell, go to a strip club as soon as they open up and more than likely you'll see the C-Squad, you know, the ones who used to be the good dancers back in like the 70s but are now pushing damn near 50 and their pvssy looks like a bulldog got into a jar of mayonnaise. The simple remedy is find better pvssy. I learn to love to eat that sh1t if its clean.
 

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theunflushables said:
The simple remedy is find better pvssy.
Actually the simpler solution is to find a hotter girl. There is a correlation between ugly pvssy and not so hot girl, just like having tiny t1ts or no ass what so ever.

backbreaker said:
I for one don't. And to be particularly honest I don't particularly enjoy going down on a woman.. but I will do it assuming she's clean.. and i'm not bad either :)
To me it depends again how hot she is. If she is really hot and turns me on, I want to dive in but if she is like a 7 or below then I don't really have to urge and I try to avoid it.
 

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You know what Tony, Even though i laughed... I understand what you mean because i just remembered something when i was 17. there was this girl who i was messin with, she was .. lets say a 7.5 MAYBE a 8 on some days. anyway, one day we got to it and she took off her pants/panties... and, Holy mutha F--- YUCK! it was like green, no joke. I was truley disguested. Thats why i sometimes see a cute girl or even Hot and think....She looks good but who knows whats goin on down there. Another time wasnt as bad but it looked like the girl had a f**kn stuffed animal in her panties. it was pretty rediculous as i actually told her "is that your Bush or a damn birds nest?" lucky she laughed about it lol but you neva know what ur gonna get no matter what the girl looks like.
 

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Ehh...not neccesairly, Damage. I was with this one chick who's face wasnt really anything to write home about, ok, I'll admit she was pretty damn plain looking a 5 on the best of days, and she was a little on the softer side, no real deffinition. Anyways, this chick had the nicest pvssy I've ever had.

I know its splitting hairs, but finding a fitter chick makes a better correlation. You dont want a fat chick and have to flip through the folds, but on the other hand you dont want Lara Flynn Boyle either, nobody wants to fvck skeletor.
 

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theunflushables said:
Ehh...not neccesairly, Damage. I was with this one chick who's face wasnt really anything to write home about, ok, I'll admit she was pretty damn plain looking a 5 on the best of days, and she was a little on the softer side, no real deffinition. Anyways, this chick had the nicest pvssy I've ever had. .
I don't get it, why would you want to fvck a 5? I don't care how nice her pvssy is, that alone is not going to make me hard.


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I know its splitting hairs, but finding a fitter chick makes a better correlation. You dont want a fat chick and have to flip through the folds, but on the other hand you dont want Lara Flynn Boyle either, nobody wants to fvck skeletor.
True. Fit and hot chick pvssy is the best bet that her pvssy be nice and even if its just "ok" hey she is still hot and you would still hit that. Most women are damn insecure about their vagina's and think its ugly more so then what you will think of it.

At least a fit hot chick will have a tight A$$hole, unless its already been pounded by some other dude and therefore you might wanna rethink banging her all together lol
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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