Is Al Bundy the King of Neg hits?

[SharinganUser]

I was listening to a David D tape in my car the other day and he said that women are always testing you to see if you can show higher status by using a wittier come back line than hers.

That being said, I usually catch Married with Childern when it's on, and I noticed that Al always has a snappy come back for everything that anyone says to him.


I'll post some quotes as examples as of why Al bundy gets my vote as the king of Neg hits.

Al: Don't worry, Peg, I'm not gonna be having a good time. I'll just see what I can in the dark.
Peggy: Uh, like during sex?
Al: No, Peg, I can't fake fixing a step.

Peggy : Tell me you love me, Al.
Al : I love football, I love beer, let's not cheapen the meaning of the word.


Al : You'll never guess what I dreamt about at work today!
Peg : Me?
Al : Yes!
Peg : Was I in bed?
Al : Yes! As a matter of fact I'd tied you up!
Peg : Ooh Al, that's so kinky! What were you doing?
Al : Cindy Crawford!

Peggy : Am I getting old, Al?
Al : How do I know? I never look at you.

I think there are a lot of great neg hits on that show.

http://www.angelfire.com/hi3/pearly/humor/bundy.html

http://imdb.com/Find?select=Quotes&for=al bundy

 

[JezDuffield]

I was listening to a David D tape in my car the other day and he said that women are always testing you to see if you can show higher status by using a wittier come back line than hers.

That being said, I usually catch Married with Childern when it's on, and I noticed that Al always has a snappy come back for everything that anyone says to him.


I'll post some quotes as examples as of why Al bundy gets my vote as the king of Neg hits.

Al: Don't worry, Peg, I'm not gonna be having a good time. I'll just see what I can in the dark.
Peggy: Uh, like during sex?
Al: No, Peg, I can't fake fixing a step.

Peggy : Tell me you love me, Al.
Al : I love football, I love beer, let's not cheapen the meaning of the word.


Al : You'll never guess what I dreamt about at work today!
Peg : Me?
Al : Yes!
Peg : Was I in bed?
Al : Yes! As a matter of fact I'd tied you up!
Peg : Ooh Al, that's so kinky! What were you doing?
Al : Cindy Crawford!

Peggy : Am I getting old, Al?
Al : How do I know? I never look at you.

I think there are a lot of great neg hits on that show.

http://www.angelfire.com/hi3/pearly/humor/bundy.html

http://imdb.com/Find?select=Quotes&for=al bundy

What about, Ted Bundy, he raped and murdered so many fvckin HBs, then when the fvcker was on death row in prison over 200 HBs wanted to marry him, this has to make him a better DJ than, Al Bundy, is. :box:

 

[SharinganUser]

I don't know how to explain ted bundy.

 

[PersonalJesus]

Yeah, id say so. Peg always wants to **** him

 

[typical]

LOL crack up :crackup:

 

[KillaCam]

Al Bundy is king, period.

 

[\O/]

Those aren't negs, those are insults. Nonetheless..it's gold

 

[fertileTurtle]

Peggy : Tell me you love me, Al.
Al : I love football, I love beer, let's not cheapen the meaning of the word.

Oh, sh*t that's funny.:crazy:

 

[DarkLight]

Al Bundy is king, period.

lol... ya he is.
That fvcker is hilarious.

Caught a show the otherday... and was suprised to see how politically incorrect and pimp it was. Good sh!t.

 

[SharinganUser]

I don't HAVE to go to sleep after sex.
I WANT to go to sleep after sex. I welcome the darkness.

Man that show is the best.