"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Is Al Bundy the King of Neg hits?

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I was listening to a David D tape in my car the other day and he said that women are always testing you to see if you can show higher status by using a wittier come back line than hers.

That being said, I usually catch Married with Childern when it's on, and I noticed that Al always has a snappy come back for everything that anyone says to him.


I'll post some quotes as examples as of why Al bundy gets my vote as the king of Neg hits.

Al: Don't worry, Peg, I'm not gonna be having a good time. I'll just see what I can in the dark.
Peggy: Uh, like during sex?
Al: No, Peg, I can't fake fixing a step.

Peggy : Tell me you love me, Al.
Al : I love football, I love beer, let's not cheapen the meaning of the word.


Al : You'll never guess what I dreamt about at work today!
Peg : Me?
Al : Yes!
Peg : Was I in bed?
Al : Yes! As a matter of fact I'd tied you up!
Peg : Ooh Al, that's so kinky! What were you doing?
Al : Cindy Crawford!

Peggy : Am I getting old, Al?
Al : How do I know? I never look at you.

I think there are a lot of great neg hits on that show.

http://www.angelfire.com/hi3/pearly/humor/bundy.html

http://imdb.com/Find?select=Quotes&for=al bundy
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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SharinganUser said:
I was listening to a David D tape in my car the other day and he said that women are always testing you to see if you can show higher status by using a wittier come back line than hers.

That being said, I usually catch Married with Childern when it's on, and I noticed that Al always has a snappy come back for everything that anyone says to him.


I'll post some quotes as examples as of why Al bundy gets my vote as the king of Neg hits.

Al: Don't worry, Peg, I'm not gonna be having a good time. I'll just see what I can in the dark.
Peggy: Uh, like during sex?
Al: No, Peg, I can't fake fixing a step.

Peggy : Tell me you love me, Al.
Al : I love football, I love beer, let's not cheapen the meaning of the word.


Al : You'll never guess what I dreamt about at work today!
Peg : Me?
Al : Yes!
Peg : Was I in bed?
Al : Yes! As a matter of fact I'd tied you up!
Peg : Ooh Al, that's so kinky! What were you doing?
Al : Cindy Crawford!

Peggy : Am I getting old, Al?
Al : How do I know? I never look at you.

I think there are a lot of great neg hits on that show.

http://www.angelfire.com/hi3/pearly/humor/bundy.html

http://imdb.com/Find?select=Quotes&for=al bundy
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What about, Ted Bundy, he raped and murdered so many fvckin HBs, then when the fvcker was on death row in prison over 200 HBs wanted to marry him, this has to make him a better DJ than, Al Bundy, is. :box:
 
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Yeah, id say so. Peg always wants to **** him
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Al Bundy is king, period.
 
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Those aren't negs, those are insults. Nonetheless..it's gold :D
 
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SharinganUser said:
Peggy : Tell me you love me, Al.
Al : I love football, I love beer, let's not cheapen the meaning of the word.
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Oh, sh*t that's funny.:crazy:
 
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KillaCam said:
Al Bundy is king, period.
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lol... ya he is.
That fvcker is hilarious.

Caught a show the otherday... and was suprised to see how politically incorrect and pimp it was. Good sh!t.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

Read more...

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