"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Is Al Bundy the King of Neg hits?

SharinganUser

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I was listening to a David D tape in my car the other day and he said that women are always testing you to see if you can show higher status by using a wittier come back line than hers.

That being said, I usually catch Married with Childern when it's on, and I noticed that Al always has a snappy come back for everything that anyone says to him.


I'll post some quotes as examples as of why Al bundy gets my vote as the king of Neg hits.

Al: Don't worry, Peg, I'm not gonna be having a good time. I'll just see what I can in the dark.
Peggy: Uh, like during sex?
Al: No, Peg, I can't fake fixing a step.

Peggy : Tell me you love me, Al.
Al : I love football, I love beer, let's not cheapen the meaning of the word.


Al : You'll never guess what I dreamt about at work today!
Peg : Me?
Al : Yes!
Peg : Was I in bed?
Al : Yes! As a matter of fact I'd tied you up!
Peg : Ooh Al, that's so kinky! What were you doing?
Al : Cindy Crawford!

Peggy : Am I getting old, Al?
Al : How do I know? I never look at you.

I think there are a lot of great neg hits on that show.

http://www.angelfire.com/hi3/pearly/humor/bundy.html

http://imdb.com/Find?select=Quotes&for=al bundy
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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JezDuffield

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SharinganUser said:
I was listening to a David D tape in my car the other day and he said that women are always testing you to see if you can show higher status by using a wittier come back line than hers.

That being said, I usually catch Married with Childern when it's on, and I noticed that Al always has a snappy come back for everything that anyone says to him.


I'll post some quotes as examples as of why Al bundy gets my vote as the king of Neg hits.

Al: Don't worry, Peg, I'm not gonna be having a good time. I'll just see what I can in the dark.
Peggy: Uh, like during sex?
Al: No, Peg, I can't fake fixing a step.

Peggy : Tell me you love me, Al.
Al : I love football, I love beer, let's not cheapen the meaning of the word.


Al : You'll never guess what I dreamt about at work today!
Peg : Me?
Al : Yes!
Peg : Was I in bed?
Al : Yes! As a matter of fact I'd tied you up!
Peg : Ooh Al, that's so kinky! What were you doing?
Al : Cindy Crawford!

Peggy : Am I getting old, Al?
Al : How do I know? I never look at you.

I think there are a lot of great neg hits on that show.

http://www.angelfire.com/hi3/pearly/humor/bundy.html

http://imdb.com/Find?select=Quotes&for=al bundy
What about, Ted Bundy, he raped and murdered so many fvckin HBs, then when the fvcker was on death row in prison over 200 HBs wanted to marry him, this has to make him a better DJ than, Al Bundy, is. :box:
 

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Yeah, id say so. Peg always wants to **** him
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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KillaCam

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Al Bundy is king, period.
 

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Those aren't negs, those are insults. Nonetheless..it's gold :D
 

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SharinganUser said:
Peggy : Tell me you love me, Al.
Al : I love football, I love beer, let's not cheapen the meaning of the word.

Oh, sh*t that's funny.:crazy:
 

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KillaCam said:
Al Bundy is king, period.
lol... ya he is.
That fvcker is hilarious.

Caught a show the otherday... and was suprised to see how politically incorrect and pimp it was. Good sh!t.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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