"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Is Al Bundy the King of Neg hits?

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I was listening to a David D tape in my car the other day and he said that women are always testing you to see if you can show higher status by using a wittier come back line than hers.

That being said, I usually catch Married with Childern when it's on, and I noticed that Al always has a snappy come back for everything that anyone says to him.


I'll post some quotes as examples as of why Al bundy gets my vote as the king of Neg hits.

Al: Don't worry, Peg, I'm not gonna be having a good time. I'll just see what I can in the dark.
Peggy: Uh, like during sex?
Al: No, Peg, I can't fake fixing a step.

Peggy : Tell me you love me, Al.
Al : I love football, I love beer, let's not cheapen the meaning of the word.


Al : You'll never guess what I dreamt about at work today!
Peg : Me?
Al : Yes!
Peg : Was I in bed?
Al : Yes! As a matter of fact I'd tied you up!
Peg : Ooh Al, that's so kinky! What were you doing?
Al : Cindy Crawford!

Peggy : Am I getting old, Al?
Al : How do I know? I never look at you.

I think there are a lot of great neg hits on that show.

http://www.angelfire.com/hi3/pearly/humor/bundy.html

http://imdb.com/Find?select=Quotes&for=al bundy
 

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Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

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SharinganUser said:
I was listening to a David D tape in my car the other day and he said that women are always testing you to see if you can show higher status by using a wittier come back line than hers.

That being said, I usually catch Married with Childern when it's on, and I noticed that Al always has a snappy come back for everything that anyone says to him.


I'll post some quotes as examples as of why Al bundy gets my vote as the king of Neg hits.

Al: Don't worry, Peg, I'm not gonna be having a good time. I'll just see what I can in the dark.
Peggy: Uh, like during sex?
Al: No, Peg, I can't fake fixing a step.

Peggy : Tell me you love me, Al.
Al : I love football, I love beer, let's not cheapen the meaning of the word.


Al : You'll never guess what I dreamt about at work today!
Peg : Me?
Al : Yes!
Peg : Was I in bed?
Al : Yes! As a matter of fact I'd tied you up!
Peg : Ooh Al, that's so kinky! What were you doing?
Al : Cindy Crawford!

Peggy : Am I getting old, Al?
Al : How do I know? I never look at you.

I think there are a lot of great neg hits on that show.

http://www.angelfire.com/hi3/pearly/humor/bundy.html

http://imdb.com/Find?select=Quotes&for=al bundy
What about, Ted Bundy, he raped and murdered so many fvckin HBs, then when the fvcker was on death row in prison over 200 HBs wanted to marry him, this has to make him a better DJ than, Al Bundy, is. :box:
 

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Yeah, id say so. Peg always wants to **** him
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Al Bundy is king, period.
 

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Those aren't negs, those are insults. Nonetheless..it's gold :D
 

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SharinganUser said:
Peggy : Tell me you love me, Al.
Al : I love football, I love beer, let's not cheapen the meaning of the word.

Oh, sh*t that's funny.:crazy:
 

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KillaCam said:
Al Bundy is king, period.
lol... ya he is.
That fvcker is hilarious.

Caught a show the otherday... and was suprised to see how politically incorrect and pimp it was. Good sh!t.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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