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Master Don Juan
A good friend once told me if there's grass on the field play ball.
Of course, if there's not, play in the mud!
Of course, if there's not, play in the mud!
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
michaelhctam said:well if you are planning to sleep with this girl (Which I am sure you are) make sure that its legal in your country (In the UK its 16, in the USA 18, Russia 10....etc)
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I'm 19, and if those girls were hot in that jacuzzi then I would go for it manExtreme Bumming said:My friend is perverted in the way he goes for little girls. I was in a jacuzzi today with these 2 15 year old girls. I'm 19, so I was kinda like takin it easy or whatever. But my friend Cris, who brought me there, he was kinda...really into them.
I'm 19, and if those girls were hot in that jacuzzi then I would go for it manExtreme Bumming said:My friend is perverted in the way he goes for little girls. I was in a jacuzzi today with these 2 15 year old girls. I'm 19, so I was kinda like takin it easy or whatever. But my friend Cris, who brought me there, he was kinda...really into them.