"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Yeah, and it seems like they may actually be sticking a little closer to his "original" ORIGIN than I had initially thought.:cheer:
 

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Yo COLONEL KARMA and PARADOX,


Just wondering, have either of you checked out the Iron Man animated movie where he fights against The Mandarin? I heard it was cool, but I haven't checked it out yet.

I have watched both The Ultimate Avengers animated movies, and I thought they were both pretty decent------the FIRST one more so than the second one, though. Although, of course, they can't do ANY justice to actual Comic Book Graphic Novels.

Anyway, a friend of mine has that Iron Man Animated Movie, and I was thinking about checking it out sometime this weekend...
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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When I saw the trailer the other day the first thing that came to my mind is that Downey's character has c/f down to a science. Watch the trailer again.

http://www.ironmanmovie.com/

Plus it rocks that they were able to get the OK to use the song by Sabbath! :rockon:
 

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I'll probably go see it, but couldn't help but think of Robocop when I saw this.
 

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I'm off to go see it now!!!

Daaaa-da, da-da-da

DUHHH-DA, DUHHH-DA, DUHHH-DA-da

DUHHH-DAAA-DAAA!!!! :rockon:
 

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I grew up reading Iron Man. The animated movie had a good story that kept me satisfied for it's duration. I'm excited they're throwing in the Audioslave and yes, Robert Downey Jr. has the c/f going for him in this one, from what I see.
 

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
I'm off to go see it now!!!

Daaaa-da, da-da-da

DUHHH-DA, DUHHH-DA, DUHHH-DA-da

DUHHH-DAAA-DAAA!!!! :rockon:
  1. Watch it. Learn how to do c/f the right way.
  2. Stay through the credits, it'll be worth it.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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thanks for the tip Francisco

I'm seeing it tomorrow at 1:30PM.

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Oh yeah; I can't remember Gwyneth looking this good e-v-e-r... Makes me want to go on a hunt for redheads.
 

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What about this:

The-fvcking-Incredible-fvcking-Hulk

Ed Norton, the best actor of our generation, as Bruce Banner!

Mr. Orange as Abomination!

William Hurt as Thunderbolt Ross!

What the fvck!

For Marvel geeks like me, this is a great time!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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KarmaSutra said:
The-fvcking-Incredible-fvcking-Hulk

Ed Norton, the best actor of our generation, as Bruce Banner!

Mr. Orange as Abomination!

William Hurt as Thunderbolt Ross!

What the fvck!

For Marvel geeks like me, this is a great time!
last hulk movie sucked balls. Hopefully they redeem themselves.

comic_relief
 

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comic_relief said:
last hulk movie sucked balls. Hopefully they redeem themselves.

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We do not acknowledge any other Hulk films.

Did you bother to look at the fvcking trailer?
 

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KarmaSutra said:
We do not acknowledge any other Hulk films.

Did you bother to look at the fvcking trailer?
Yes, i saw the trailer a while ago and yes, I agree that it looks amazing, but I'm just saying that I hope they don't pull a repeat episode of the first one.

comic_relief
 

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The last Hulk was good, I don't know why everyone hated it so much. I actually liked it more the second time I watched it. It's too soon to re-make the film. I'll probably skip it and see Batman. I never though a nerd like me would say this, but there are TOO MANY sci-fi/fantasy, comic book movies coming out these days. Too much of a good thing.

But that's my opinion. I'm going to see Iron Man today. :D
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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