"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
IronMan trailer
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Victory Unlimited
Master Don Juan
Yeah, and it seems like they may actually be sticking a little closer to his "original" ORIGIN than I had initially thought.:cheer:
KarmaSutra
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Looks like Favreau might be getting his Directing chops.
Robert Downey Jr. has the Stark attitude down pat.
Robert Downey Jr. has the Stark attitude down pat.
Victory Unlimited
Master Don Juan
Yo COLONEL KARMA and PARADOX,
Just wondering, have either of you checked out the Iron Man animated movie where he fights against The Mandarin? I heard it was cool, but I haven't checked it out yet.
I have watched both The Ultimate Avengers animated movies, and I thought they were both pretty decent------the FIRST one more so than the second one, though. Although, of course, they can't do ANY justice to actual Comic Book Graphic Novels.
Anyway, a friend of mine has that Iron Man Animated Movie, and I was thinking about checking it out sometime this weekend...
Just wondering, have either of you checked out the Iron Man animated movie where he fights against The Mandarin? I heard it was cool, but I haven't checked it out yet.
I have watched both The Ultimate Avengers animated movies, and I thought they were both pretty decent------the FIRST one more so than the second one, though. Although, of course, they can't do ANY justice to actual Comic Book Graphic Novels.
Anyway, a friend of mine has that Iron Man Animated Movie, and I was thinking about checking it out sometime this weekend...
Luthor Rex
Master Don Juan
They gonna make him an Alcoholic? That's been a large part of his character for a very long time...Paradox said:
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
When I saw the trailer the other day the first thing that came to my mind is that Downey's character has c/f down to a science. Watch the trailer again.
http://www.ironmanmovie.com/
Plus it rocks that they were able to get the OK to use the song by Sabbath! :rockon:
http://www.ironmanmovie.com/
Plus it rocks that they were able to get the OK to use the song by Sabbath! :rockon:
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
I'm off to go see it now!!!
Daaaa-da, da-da-da
DUHHH-DA, DUHHH-DA, DUHHH-DA-da
DUHHH-DAAA-DAAA!!!! :rockon:
Daaaa-da, da-da-da
DUHHH-DA, DUHHH-DA, DUHHH-DA-da
DUHHH-DAAA-DAAA!!!! :rockon:
I grew up reading Iron Man. The animated movie had a good story that kept me satisfied for it's duration. I'm excited they're throwing in the Audioslave and yes, Robert Downey Jr. has the c/f going for him in this one, from what I see.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Francisco d'Anconia said:
- Watch it. Learn how to do c/f the right way.
- Stay through the credits, it'll be worth it.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
thanks for the tip Francisco
I'm seeing it tomorrow at 1:30PM.
comic_relief
I'm seeing it tomorrow at 1:30PM.
comic_relief
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I like this movie and I hated the cartoon, this guy is hilarious too I like him, hes ****y but at the same time makes himself liekable, perfect C/F
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Oh yeah; I can't remember Gwyneth looking this good e-v-e-r... Makes me want to go on a hunt for redheads.
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What about this:
The-fvcking-Incredible-fvcking-Hulk
Ed Norton, the best actor of our generation, as Bruce Banner!
Mr. Orange as Abomination!
William Hurt as Thunderbolt Ross!
What the fvck!
For Marvel geeks like me, this is a great time!
The-fvcking-Incredible-fvcking-Hulk
Ed Norton, the best actor of our generation, as Bruce Banner!
Mr. Orange as Abomination!
William Hurt as Thunderbolt Ross!
What the fvck!
For Marvel geeks like me, this is a great time!
Colin O'Brien
Don Juan
I got back from Iron Man... oh **** son, its really ****ing good.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
last hulk movie sucked balls. Hopefully they redeem themselves.KarmaSutra said:
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We do not acknowledge any other Hulk films.comic_relief said:
Did you bother to look at the fvcking trailer?
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Watched it. It was awesome. Sadly, didn't stay until the end credits.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
Yes, i saw the trailer a while ago and yes, I agree that it looks amazing, but I'm just saying that I hope they don't pull a repeat episode of the first one.KarmaSutra said:
comic_relief
The last Hulk was good, I don't know why everyone hated it so much. I actually liked it more the second time I watched it. It's too soon to re-make the film. I'll probably skip it and see Batman. I never though a nerd like me would say this, but there are TOO MANY sci-fi/fantasy, comic book movies coming out these days. Too much of a good thing.
But that's my opinion. I'm going to see Iron Man today.
But that's my opinion. I'm going to see Iron Man today.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.