Forty0ztoFreedom
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Dear lord. This sums it up quite nicely, doesn't it.BigJimbo said:Yes, I am awesome.
Enjoy the Gucci bag.
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Dear lord. This sums it up quite nicely, doesn't it.BigJimbo said:Yes, I am awesome.
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
I like how your value as a human being is defined by how many Apple products you own.BigJimbo said:In three weeks I am traveling abroad. I will be packing an iPhone 4, Ipad 2, and an old Nano. I have the camera attachment so I can transfer Raw files to the iPad 2 and then send them back to the motherstation for later work when I get back. Yes, I am awesome.:rock:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g01_MH5O_J8backbreaker said:my son has a nasty habit of breaking/destorying our **** when he throws a temper tantrom. apparently he was mad his mom would not take him to get some ice cream when they went grocery shopping tpoday and threw her ipad out the car.. while it as moving. she called me and told me. lol, little knucklehead was in the background "no daddy!!" lol.l, he already kn ow what's about to go down when he gets home. I don't even thinks he wants come home, he tossed my iphone abou6 months ago and she spared him th en. I'm about to get in that ass today though, we tried this her way.
with that said, i'm now in the market for new tablet. i was going to go get her a new ipad later today but, before i do is it just heads and sholders better than anything else out there. I was looking at Viewsonic viewpad, it looks pretty bad ass. I was actually looking at one for me before this happened.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
You are wrong. Without the iPad 2 my life is worthless. iPad is so April 2010. Heavier, blockier, and not as fast. Plus, I can't change covers. Right now I am working the lime green cover. BTW, avoid the leather covers. They are twice as expensive and don't even feel like real leather! I prefer the pastel colors myself. Love the orange. The lime green works beautifully as well. Can't wait to pull out this bad boy when I am on the plane. S - E - X - Y !Alle_Gory said:I like how your value as a human being is defined by how many Apple products you own.
Without that iPad, you're worthless.![]()
This is the worst case of oneitis I've ever seen.BigJimbo said:Boys, I am in LOVE! She is called iPad 2. I have a lime green and orange cover for her. She even wakes me in the morning. She is the reason I have not been on here for about a week. God, I miss her already and I am only about 20 feet from her. I dare anyone to pick her up and not feel those curves. Hell, iPad 1 felt like any other tablet. It was bulky and felt like a machine. My new girl is completely different to her older and uglier sister. My girl has soft and subtle curves. Girlish, yet sensual. She looks even better when I take her cover off. Tonight I will fall asleep to her uncovered beauty and wonderful sound.
So basically it's like a dildo, you self-pleasure yourself with an Apple device.BigJimbo said:You are wrong. Without the iPad 2 my life is worthless. iPad is so April 2010. Heavier, blockier, and not as fast. Plus, I can't change covers. Right now I am working the lime green cover. BTW, avoid the leather covers. They are twice as expensive and don't even feel like real leather! I prefer the pastel colors myself. Love the orange. The lime green works beautifully as well. Can't wait to pull out this bad boy when I am on the plane. S - E - X - Y !