Forty0ztoFreedom
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Dear lord. This sums it up quite nicely, doesn't it.BigJimbo said:
Enjoy the Gucci bag.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Enjoy the Gucci bag.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
my son has a nasty habit of breaking/destorying our **** when he throws a temper tantrom. apparently he was mad his mom would not take him to get some ice cream when they went grocery shopping tpoday and threw her ipad out the car.. while it as moving. she called me and told me. lol, little knucklehead was in the background "no daddy!!" lol.l, he already kn ow what's about to go down when he gets home. I don't even thinks he wants come home, he tossed my iphone abou6 months ago and she spared him th en. I'm about to get in that ass today though, we tried this her way.
with that said, i'm now in the market for new tablet. i was going to go get her a new ipad later today but, before i do is it just heads and sholders better than anything else out there. I was looking at Viewsonic viewpad, it looks pretty bad ass. I was actually looking at one for me before this happened.
with that said, i'm now in the market for new tablet. i was going to go get her a new ipad later today but, before i do is it just heads and sholders better than anything else out there. I was looking at Viewsonic viewpad, it looks pretty bad ass. I was actually looking at one for me before this happened.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g01_MH5O_J8backbreaker said:
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
I beat his ass so bad nothing was coming out his mouth. he was just making faces. i felt bad but i don't want to do it gain
anyway she is going to get a new ipad right now. she is one of those i have to have an ipad types. i don't see the4 point. iw as trying to show her look, there isn't anything special about this that other notebooks don't have, l won't listen.
it's like if you don't have an ipad you aren't cool or some ****.
anyway she is going to get a new ipad right now. she is one of those i have to have an ipad types. i don't see the4 point. iw as trying to show her look, there isn't anything special about this that other notebooks don't have, l won't listen.
it's like if you don't have an ipad you aren't cool or some ****.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
You are wrong. Without the iPad 2 my life is worthless. iPad is so April 2010. Heavier, blockier, and not as fast. Plus, I can't change covers. Right now I am working the lime green cover. BTW, avoid the leather covers. They are twice as expensive and don't even feel like real leather! I prefer the pastel colors myself. Love the orange. The lime green works beautifully as well. Can't wait to pull out this bad boy when I am on the plane. S - E - X - Y !Alle_Gory said:I like how your value as a human being is defined by how many Apple products you own.
Without that iPad, you're worthless.
BTW, try the Elle Collections app. It is free and over 1g!! I don't care if you hate fashion or not. The app really shows you want can be done. I also adore the houzz app, cool hunting app, Wallpaper case studies app, F network app, the Cut app, TheScope app, Notes Plus app, TuneIn Radio app, Vevo app, Oxford Russian Dict. app (with declension of each noun, adj, and verb conjugations!!). I will be honest and say that the sports apps have a way to go. Not surprising. I do LOVE the RFPL (Russian soccer league) app. for the iPhone. Soon they will have one especially for the iPad. NHL has a playoff app. MLB is the winner though. Stunning that baseball got it right. The rest of the American sporting leagues are in the dark ages. Sad.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
This is the worst case of oneitis I've ever seen.BigJimbo said:
But in all serious, the irrational fervor of Apple-ites Boggles the mind. I know you're writing tongue-in-cheek, Jimbo (or is that tongue-in Micro SIM Card Slot?), but I'm amazed at how lovers of Apple products actually get visibly upset and enraged when one even implies something negative about their beloved products. These people actually transfer some of their own self-worth to a product. Scary sh!t there.
You'd better keep that lime-green and orange cover on lest you soil her in your passion.