"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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iPad

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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BigJimbo said:
In three weeks I am traveling abroad. I will be packing an iPhone 4, Ipad 2, and an old Nano. I have the camera attachment so I can transfer Raw files to the iPad 2 and then send them back to the motherstation for later work when I get back. Yes, I am awesome.:rock:
I like how your value as a human being is defined by how many Apple products you own.

Without that iPad, you're worthless. :)
 

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my son has a nasty habit of breaking/destorying our **** when he throws a temper tantrom. apparently he was mad his mom would not take him to get some ice cream when they went grocery shopping tpoday and threw her ipad out the car.. while it as moving. she called me and told me. lol, little knucklehead was in the background "no daddy!!" lol.l, he already kn ow what's about to go down when he gets home. I don't even thinks he wants come home, he tossed my iphone abou6 months ago and she spared him th en. I'm about to get in that ass today though, we tried this her way.

with that said, i'm now in the market for new tablet. i was going to go get her a new ipad later today but, before i do is it just heads and sholders better than anything else out there. I was looking at Viewsonic viewpad, it looks pretty bad ass. I was actually looking at one for me before this happened.
 

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backbreaker said:
my son has a nasty habit of breaking/destorying our **** when he throws a temper tantrom. apparently he was mad his mom would not take him to get some ice cream when they went grocery shopping tpoday and threw her ipad out the car.. while it as moving. she called me and told me. lol, little knucklehead was in the background "no daddy!!" lol.l, he already kn ow what's about to go down when he gets home. I don't even thinks he wants come home, he tossed my iphone abou6 months ago and she spared him th en. I'm about to get in that ass today though, we tried this her way.

with that said, i'm now in the market for new tablet. i was going to go get her a new ipad later today but, before i do is it just heads and sholders better than anything else out there. I was looking at Viewsonic viewpad, it looks pretty bad ass. I was actually looking at one for me before this happened.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g01_MH5O_J8
 

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I beat his ass so bad nothing was coming out his mouth. he was just making faces. i felt bad but i don't want to do it gain

anyway she is going to get a new ipad right now. she is one of those i have to have an ipad types. i don't see the4 point. iw as trying to show her look, there isn't anything special about this that other notebooks don't have, l won't listen.

it's like if you don't have an ipad you aren't cool or some ****.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Alle_Gory said:
I like how your value as a human being is defined by how many Apple products you own.

Without that iPad, you're worthless. :)
You are wrong. Without the iPad 2 my life is worthless. iPad is so April 2010. Heavier, blockier, and not as fast. Plus, I can't change covers. Right now I am working the lime green cover. BTW, avoid the leather covers. They are twice as expensive and don't even feel like real leather! I prefer the pastel colors myself. Love the orange. The lime green works beautifully as well. Can't wait to pull out this bad boy when I am on the plane. S - E - X - Y !

BTW, try the Elle Collections app. It is free and over 1g!! I don't care if you hate fashion or not. The app really shows you want can be done. I also adore the houzz app, cool hunting app, Wallpaper case studies app, F network app, the Cut app, TheScope app, Notes Plus app, TuneIn Radio app, Vevo app, Oxford Russian Dict. app (with declension of each noun, adj, and verb conjugations!!). I will be honest and say that the sports apps have a way to go. Not surprising. I do LOVE the RFPL (Russian soccer league) app. for the iPhone. Soon they will have one especially for the iPad. NHL has a playoff app. MLB is the winner though. Stunning that baseball got it right. The rest of the American sporting leagues are in the dark ages. Sad.
 

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BigJimbo said:
Boys, I am in LOVE! She is called iPad 2. I have a lime green and orange cover for her. She even wakes me in the morning. She is the reason I have not been on here for about a week. God, I miss her already and I am only about 20 feet from her. I dare anyone to pick her up and not feel those curves. Hell, iPad 1 felt like any other tablet. It was bulky and felt like a machine. My new girl is completely different to her older and uglier sister. My girl has soft and subtle curves. Girlish, yet sensual. She looks even better when I take her cover off. Tonight I will fall asleep to her uncovered beauty and wonderful sound.
This is the worst case of oneitis I've ever seen.

But in all serious, the irrational fervor of Apple-ites Boggles the mind. I know you're writing tongue-in-cheek, Jimbo (or is that tongue-in Micro SIM Card Slot?), but I'm amazed at how lovers of Apple products actually get visibly upset and enraged when one even implies something negative about their beloved products. These people actually transfer some of their own self-worth to a product. Scary sh!t there.

You'd better keep that lime-green and orange cover on lest you soil her in your passion.
 

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You are wrong. Without the iPad 2 my life is worthless. iPad is so April 2010. Heavier, blockier, and not as fast. Plus, I can't change covers. Right now I am working the lime green cover. BTW, avoid the leather covers. They are twice as expensive and don't even feel like real leather! I prefer the pastel colors myself. Love the orange. The lime green works beautifully as well. Can't wait to pull out this bad boy when I am on the plane. S - E - X - Y !
So basically it's like a dildo, you self-pleasure yourself with an Apple device.

Makes sense.
 
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