"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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How tough is it? Just bought one yesterday. The screen is superb. Pictures and video are crisp and brilliant. Hate to type on the screen and smudge it up. Are smudges easy to get off of it? I only use my ring finger to lightly touch the screen now. A bit anal about it now.

I know that I definitely will be cautious when it comes to what I view or read on it. Last thing I want is to be wanking all over that screen. That is the first thing I thought of when I got it home. Perfect for wanking. Great picture, portable, no keyboard to get in the way, etc. Sure enough. I went online and found video of a guy wanking all over his. Sad, really. That is what wireless keyboards are for. Not gorgeous all-in-one pieces like this baby.

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For all of you guys who have absolutely nothing going on Saturday night. My heart is with all of you. :up:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Best troll of all time.

I find it funny that whenever a device with somewhat new technology is implemented, people look at it and think: how can I put porn on this?
 
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ArcBound said:
Best troll of all time.

I find it funny that whenever a device with somewhat new technology is implemented, people look at it and think: how can I put porn on this?
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Troll? I suppose that you will now deny that you have never wanked off while at the computer? Yeah, right. :rolleyes:

I can't be the only guy here who spends time picking out pubic hair from his keyboard before company comes over. Think about it. The iPad has no keyboard! The pubic hair worry is now over for me. Who is laughing at who now? :kick:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Troll? I suppose that you will now deny that you have never wanked off while at the computer? Yeah, right. :rolleyes:

I can't be the only guy here who spends time picking out pubic hair from his keyboard before company comes over. Think about it. The iPad has no keyboard! The pubic hair worry is now over for me. Who is laughing at who now? :kick:
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Seeing as I never had any pubic hair in my keyboard, yes, you possibly are the only guy here.
 
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