"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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How tough is it? Just bought one yesterday. The screen is superb. Pictures and video are crisp and brilliant. Hate to type on the screen and smudge it up. Are smudges easy to get off of it? I only use my ring finger to lightly touch the screen now. A bit anal about it now.

I know that I definitely will be cautious when it comes to what I view or read on it. Last thing I want is to be wanking all over that screen. That is the first thing I thought of when I got it home. Perfect for wanking. Great picture, portable, no keyboard to get in the way, etc. Sure enough. I went online and found video of a guy wanking all over his. Sad, really. That is what wireless keyboards are for. Not gorgeous all-in-one pieces like this baby.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rK6BjJaAjY&feature=related
For all of you guys who have absolutely nothing going on Saturday night. My heart is with all of you. :up:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Best troll of all time.

I find it funny that whenever a device with somewhat new technology is implemented, people look at it and think: how can I put porn on this?
 

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ArcBound said:
Best troll of all time.

I find it funny that whenever a device with somewhat new technology is implemented, people look at it and think: how can I put porn on this?
Troll? I suppose that you will now deny that you have never wanked off while at the computer? Yeah, right. :rolleyes:

I can't be the only guy here who spends time picking out pubic hair from his keyboard before company comes over. Think about it. The iPad has no keyboard! The pubic hair worry is now over for me. Who is laughing at who now? :kick:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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allbeef said:
Troll? I suppose that you will now deny that you have never wanked off while at the computer? Yeah, right. :rolleyes:

I can't be the only guy here who spends time picking out pubic hair from his keyboard before company comes over. Think about it. The iPad has no keyboard! The pubic hair worry is now over for me. Who is laughing at who now? :kick:
Seeing as I never had any pubic hair in my keyboard, yes, you possibly are the only guy here.
 

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