"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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How tough is it? Just bought one yesterday. The screen is superb. Pictures and video are crisp and brilliant. Hate to type on the screen and smudge it up. Are smudges easy to get off of it? I only use my ring finger to lightly touch the screen now. A bit anal about it now.

I know that I definitely will be cautious when it comes to what I view or read on it. Last thing I want is to be wanking all over that screen. That is the first thing I thought of when I got it home. Perfect for wanking. Great picture, portable, no keyboard to get in the way, etc. Sure enough. I went online and found video of a guy wanking all over his. Sad, really. That is what wireless keyboards are for. Not gorgeous all-in-one pieces like this baby.

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For all of you guys who have absolutely nothing going on Saturday night. My heart is with all of you. :up:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Best troll of all time.

I find it funny that whenever a device with somewhat new technology is implemented, people look at it and think: how can I put porn on this?
 
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ArcBound said:
Best troll of all time.

I find it funny that whenever a device with somewhat new technology is implemented, people look at it and think: how can I put porn on this?
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Troll? I suppose that you will now deny that you have never wanked off while at the computer? Yeah, right. :rolleyes:

I can't be the only guy here who spends time picking out pubic hair from his keyboard before company comes over. Think about it. The iPad has no keyboard! The pubic hair worry is now over for me. Who is laughing at who now? :kick:
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Troll? I suppose that you will now deny that you have never wanked off while at the computer? Yeah, right. :rolleyes:

I can't be the only guy here who spends time picking out pubic hair from his keyboard before company comes over. Think about it. The iPad has no keyboard! The pubic hair worry is now over for me. Who is laughing at who now? :kick:
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Seeing as I never had any pubic hair in my keyboard, yes, you possibly are the only guy here.
 
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