"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Steven Seagal
Don Juan
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
Calling one liner police. Yeah. It's another one.
jonny football hero
Master Don Juan
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Why do you children talk like this?? Is this what my tax dollars is doing?? Teaching you how to speek engrish rong?? Snap yo!!
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
idiot_boyfriend
Senior Don Juan
Cover your face everytime you see her again.
If you ran out of things to say and want to leave the conversation before it gets awkward, try, "well, it's been nice talking to you" or, "nice seeing you again".
How did you mess it up? Did you insult her? Did you hurt her?
As long as you didn't do that, you can still talk to her and get her interested. If a girl judges people on first impressions, you might as well forget her since you will never be able to alter her opinion of you again. You don't want a girl like that.
You mean to say:
"Thanks idiot boyfriend, you are the only one that helped me. I'm sick of you other ****ing *******s only replying about my grammar. This is the way I talk. Next time instead of being a ****, offer some useful advice."
There, I helped you, now here's some useful advice: Learn how to spell.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Ok d00d. You cant even type a semi understandable sentence. Dont be such a hardc0r3 ganst3r online yo. This is useful advice. STOP BEING A RETARD AND LEARN HOW TO SPELL!!! Jackass.
aBAzLLnA: I have a job so i suppose. It was suppose to be a joke but whatever...Ima go leern how to speel so i can teech dis homie sum engrish..
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
llo, exactly!Originally posted by aBAzLLnA
How ironic
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.