"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Steven Seagal
Don Juan
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
Calling one liner police. Yeah. It's another one.
jonny football hero
Master Don Juan
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Why do you children talk like this?? Is this what my tax dollars is doing?? Teaching you how to speek engrish rong?? Snap yo!!
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
idiot_boyfriend
Senior Don Juan
Cover your face everytime you see her again.
If you ran out of things to say and want to leave the conversation before it gets awkward, try, "well, it's been nice talking to you" or, "nice seeing you again".
How did you mess it up? Did you insult her? Did you hurt her?
As long as you didn't do that, you can still talk to her and get her interested. If a girl judges people on first impressions, you might as well forget her since you will never be able to alter her opinion of you again. You don't want a girl like that.
You mean to say:
"Thanks idiot boyfriend, you are the only one that helped me. I'm sick of you other ****ing *******s only replying about my grammar. This is the way I talk. Next time instead of being a ****, offer some useful advice."
There, I helped you, now here's some useful advice: Learn how to spell.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Ok d00d. You cant even type a semi understandable sentence. Dont be such a hardc0r3 ganst3r online yo. This is useful advice. STOP BEING A RETARD AND LEARN HOW TO SPELL!!! Jackass.
aBAzLLnA: I have a job so i suppose. It was suppose to be a joke but whatever...Ima go leern how to speel so i can teech dis homie sum engrish..
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
llo, exactly!Originally posted by aBAzLLnA
How ironic
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.