"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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LIKE I SAID, THEY ARE ON MY HARD DRIVE, YOU WANT THEM OR NO?

ANYBODY WILLING TO GIVE ME THEIR EMAIL ADDRESS I WILL SEND YOU THE PICS, AND YOU CAN UPLOAD THEM IF YOU WISH
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I have only an official e mail. Somebody give this fvcking incompetent fool their e mail...I really want to see these pics...
 

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E MAIL HAS BEEN SENT TO YOU...I'LL BE WAITING
 

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jprjrjr, for a big strong guy, you sure seem sensitive to this issue. Does it really bother you that much?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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white girls are so boring an plain. No thx.
 

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Originally posted by Rockadeimis
jprjrjr, for a big strong guy, you sure seem sensitive to this issue. Does it really bother you that much?
You know, it doesn't bother me, I just don't like shyt talkers.

I GOT SOME PICS FROM ZOLO...NOW THESE ARE FOUR DIFFERENT BLACK MEN, WITH SOME OF THE UGLIEST WHITE BYTCHES I'VE EVER SEEN..WE'RE TALKIN FAKE TITS...AND SOME NASTY ASS FACES....IF THAT'S ALL YOU CAN GET...MORE POWER TO YOU......I'LL TRY TO GET THE PICS UP ON HERE...CHECK THE FACES...DAMN!!!!! :down:

ARE YOU SURE SOME OF THESE "WOMEN" ARE ACTUALLY FEMALES?
 

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the first one and the two spring break pics are me

the rest are my buds

ugly, what ever, you are jerking off to them right now
 

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Originally posted by zolo
the first one and the two spring break pics are me

the rest are my buds

ugly, what ever, you are jerking off to them right now
NAH I DON'T JERK OFF TO TRANSVESTITES....LOL
 

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LOLLOL...YOU GUYS GOT TO SEE THESE PICS..THESE ARE SOME NASTY LOOKING WOMEN...THE FACES ARE UNBELIEVABLY UGLY...THE ONLY CUTE WHITE CHICK IN THE PICS IS SITTING ALONE...NO BLACK GUY....LOL...I'M NOT LYING..THESE FACES ARE FVCKING NASTY.....AND YOU THINK YOU'RE GETTING WHITE WOMEN???
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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hey, post the pics for all to see and judge.

I'll tell you what, they sure are cuter than the ones in the pics you posted

besides if your little white we we was have as big as your arms maybe you would get some nice white tail too.

My arm muscles may not be as big as yours, but my love muscle is 5X the sixe of yours
 

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instead of calling them ugly, post the pics for all to see
 

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Originally posted by zolo
hey, post the pics for all to see and judge.

I'll tell you what, they sure are cuter than the ones in the pics you posted

besides if your little white we we was have as big as your arms maybe you would get some nice white tail too.

My arm muscles may not be as big as yours, but my love muscle is 5X the sixe of yours
Your love muscle isn't big enough to scratch...fvcking homo..talking about his dyck
LOL
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by jprjrjr
Your love muscle isn't big enough to scratch...fvcking homo..talking about his dyck
LOL
Btw...you're a fvcking wimp..upstairs, and downstairs....

I intimidate women, and I still pull better looking tail than that any day...you fvcking bottom feeder.
 

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fool is too busy jacking off to the pics to post them right
 

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Originally posted by So Many Ways
Guys, quit feeding the troll with the inferiority complex.
Yeah, I have almost 300 posts, but I'm a troll because I call bullshty...Most of the guys on this forum are cool, but we have our WIMPS who are too scared to post their own pics.

Btw way school, you sure are interested in everyone else's pic without posting one of your own.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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