interesting little problem

[bluesteel106]

hey guys, i'm kind of in a weird little problem. so theres this website called nexopia, and basically you can put pictures of yourself and have a profile and you can make comments on your friends pages and what not. anyways i went to this one girls page and she's just smokin hot. she doesnt go to the same school as me but she lives in the same town. anyways so i've left her a couple of comments and stuff nothing major. but i want to try and increase the attraction. so here's my plan:

on her profile she said she likes MAC, which is a makeup kit thing. but what i'm going to try, is mistake MAC for the Macintosh computer and then try to be ****y and funny by saying she's a nerd and stuff. anyways my comment will look something like this

hey (girls name) hows it goin? i was looking at your profile and thats kinda interesting your into MAC. you dont see girls like you into the whole computers thing. do you play dungeons and dragons too? man the nerds must think your like the holy grail of all girls. they're probably like "man she's hotter than Princess Leia and Xena combined and she likes computers!" i guess that explains why your so pale.....anyways have a good weekend!

what do you guys think? too ****y not enough funny? any suggestions? thanks a lot.

 

[bluesteel106]

yeah it does seem a little on the offensive side, i'll have to revise it. thanks for the help.

 

[I-am-someone]

C&F doesn't work over the internet... There's no body language involved, it always comes across as an insult.

 

[bluesteel106]

hmmm so do you think i should scrap the whole idea then? because i definately dont want to insult her.

 

[LikRetsam]

Number. Call.

Internet.Chumps.

 

[Zaine]

I actually agree with Liktenstein for once. Wow.