"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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The time I spend acquiring and honing just THIS aspect of DJing will save me so much time, heartache, and money it ain't even funny...
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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This year, I was all ****y and funny. I neg. her a lot and she always was laughing and joking around with me. She loved touching my coat and playin with the zipper. We hang out sometimes, me initiating it, although she texted me and IMed me in which I got both her sn and cell because of her initiating the convo. She doesn't hug me though, why I tell myself? I don't even know why she wont hug me. But this year, I have def. neg. her and used my ****y/funny. I am not the nice guy back in Paragraph One. Yesterday she asked me to watch a bball game with her after school on which I did....Today, I walked to her for a little bit, but made sure I kept my space between her and me? So what is my percentile?