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Master Don Juan
is it me or this guy in his own, tiny world?
what a MUPPET
what a MUPPET
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Oh, look what we got here. A gas sniffin' indian. Oh wait, you guys like to be called "Native Americans" right?Originally posted by The Juan and only
Chrisman is just a stupid troll. He need to stfu if you ask me![]()
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
i'ts just a joke mateOriginally posted by The Juan and only
what the **** are you talking about? that's the stupidest thing I've heard.
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Just kill yourself now.Unless you haven't noticed this site was made to give geeks (like me) some sort of harness to keep fighting.
You know that the above quote was wrote just above this quote?I am pretty active I do sports and play the guitar (occasionally), work, go to college and go out with my friends. Those things keep my mind active and allows me to keep myself from falling into the hole you seem to be in.
"Along the way". Where am I going lol?By the way you are probably the worst case of an attention seeking I have seen... You are trying to put everyone down cause you feel so **** about your life that your confidence is in the ground. Let me ask you something what are you afraid of? Are you scared that you might need help along the way?
Hmmm, Bro and ghost in the same sentence. What's next? Anthrax and tampon in the same sentence?Bro if you need to talk about your ghosts just tell us about them we will try to help.
I'm not hurting anyone here. I'm just bring insecurities to the surface so people can learn to deal with them instead of bottling them up.But as long as you keep trying to boost your ego by trying to hurt people's confidence you are just going to hurt yourself in the long run...
My friends call me Jesus.Yea I know you will give me some bull**** about you being the most secure ****er in existence
Like Tiger Woods.about your many sexual encounters but you know as well as I do that the people that have to try to show confidence are those who are really ****ed up inside...
Putting it on the line!!It’s your choice; you can either help others and maybe get some help yourself, or you can waste your time posting **** that will be forgotten in a couple of months, just like you and your ego will be.
Come on I dare you to do your worst; give me all the bull**** about you being the hottest guy around, and how your super confidence and intellect get you all the girls. In the end I have heard it all before.
Oui, une chapeau.Before you do something pathetic like try to flame me on my grammar or spelling please remember that I am bi-lingual and English is not my maiden language.
Hey, you're me.Originally posted by Emperiorjack
Ive never kissed a girl before and thinking about it makes me nervous. I don't know how its supposed to be done. When I kiss her do I use my tongue? When do I use the tongue? How should I use it? How should my lips be? etc. etc.. Can anyone give me advise it will be greatly appreciated.