"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Inmates at no-smoking prison trade hostage for cigarettes

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I dont usually post stuff like this, but this is too funny. :crackup:



AP said:
JOHNSON CITY, Tennessee (AP) -- Two inmates housed in a smoke-free prison traded a hostage for cigarettes after a six-hour standoff.

Billy Grubb, 32, and Bradley Johnson, 25, attacked the guard Monday night, said Howard Carlton, warden of the Northeast Correctional Complex.

"As the night progressed they started saying, 'Look, we'll give up if you let us have some tobacco. If you do that, we'll go back to our cell,"' Carlton said. "They got them some cigarettes, they smoked them and went back to their cell and locked themselves back in."

An investigation into how the inmates got out of their cell and their motive for attacking the guard continued Wednesday. Both are in prison for murder.

Prisons across the state are instituting no-smoking policies after the Legislature passed a law banning smoking in state buildings.


http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/28/cigarettes.hostages.ap/index.html?eref=rss_us
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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A buddy of mine laughed when I told him that I keep 2 cartons of Marlboro Reds in my emergency supplies. He doesn't realize that after a week, some people will trade me water for a pack of smokes.
 

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youknowtherest said:
A buddy of mine laughed when I told him that I keep 2 cartons of Marlboro Reds in my emergency supplies. He doesn't realize that after a week, some people will trade me water for a pack of smokes.
Yeah. It's quite pathetic. I've seen cans of dip go for $30+ during tobaco shortages.
 

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youknowtherest said:
A buddy of mine laughed when I told him that I keep 2 cartons of Marlboro Reds in my emergency supplies. He doesn't realize that after a week, some people will trade me water for a pack of smokes.
I'd ask how long it takes before tobacco expires or becomes stale but realized that if there were a real emergency then it wouldn't really matter to whoever wanted to smoke them...
 

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There are a few things you should never try to take from a man in prison...

1) cigarettes
2) weights
3) visits
4) mail

When prisons try to take these things away from prisoners they tend to get a bit nasty.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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diablo said:
I'd ask how long it takes before tobacco expires or becomes stale but realized that if there were a real emergency then it wouldn't really matter to whoever wanted to smoke them...
People put tobacco in the freezer to keep it fresh.
 
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