"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Injuries during sex?

2Rocky

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Just came back from the chiropractor. while doing the Horizontal Mambo I really strained my neck. It didn't go away in 2 weeks so I got some help for it . He said "It was really out. Man what did you do? Were you in an accident or something? " Didn't know what to say.... :lol:

You ever done something to make you say "ouch!" during the act?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Not me but I have ended up slamming a girl's head or elbow into the corner or some furniture when grabbing her clean off her feet and carrying her to another room.

Top Tip: don't try running down a flight of stairs whilst carrying a girl.
 

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I went on a spur of the moment drive with the ex down to florida to buy a car and during that week we went at it like rabbits. At one point during the act I hit a snag and bent my erect penis 90 degrees mid way it hurt but you just keep going because passion and lovemaking and all that.

Next day my penis was all black and blue and very discolored, took some pictures and texted them to my doctor friend. Apparently it was a penile dorsal vein rupture in my penis. I had to lay off sex for awhile about 2 weeks.
 
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