"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Injuries during sex?

2Rocky

2Rocky

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Just came back from the chiropractor. while doing the Horizontal Mambo I really strained my neck. It didn't go away in 2 weeks so I got some help for it . He said "It was really out. Man what did you do? Were you in an accident or something? " Didn't know what to say.... :lol:

You ever done something to make you say "ouch!" during the act?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Visionist

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Not me but I have ended up slamming a girl's head or elbow into the corner or some furniture when grabbing her clean off her feet and carrying her to another room.

Top Tip: don't try running down a flight of stairs whilst carrying a girl.
 
Zontyy

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I went on a spur of the moment drive with the ex down to florida to buy a car and during that week we went at it like rabbits. At one point during the act I hit a snag and bent my erect penis 90 degrees mid way it hurt but you just keep going because passion and lovemaking and all that.

Next day my penis was all black and blue and very discolored, took some pictures and texted them to my doctor friend. Apparently it was a penile dorsal vein rupture in my penis. I had to lay off sex for awhile about 2 weeks.
 
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