You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Deus ex Pianoforte said:Sorry, just gotta throw this one in here real quick: Looks don't mean jack s.hit to chicks.
bigmil said:However, I have seen some very average guys hook up with hot girls just based on personality. QUOTE]
how do you know their personality won the girl over?
a guy that looks average to you might look hot to these girls
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
dude if you saw her on the Howard Stern show a few years back you would know that she has very bizarre taste in men and has very low standardsDeus ex Pianoforte said:Dude. Anna Nicole Smith f.ucked J. Howard Marshall II. I'm sure she totally thought he was a regular George Clooney lookalike studmuffin though.:crackup:
What's that? Oh, she only did that because he was richer than God? But...you said no girl will ever f.uck a guy that she thinks is ugly. Yeah, that's right. Looks won't make or break you. Only help. Almost imperceptibly, I might add.