Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
It will ruin your chances with her unless she goes for married men. Also, take off your ring when you approach.:rockon:
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Important Tip: Don't Tell Her You're Married
- Thread starter Dust 2 Dust
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
BadAssMoFo
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You're pathetic.
DJ Alejandro
Senior Don Juan
aye! this aint right.BadAssMoFo said:
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
What made you bring this up?Dust 2 Dust said:
Dongfu
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Why are you married then?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
DJ1234
Senior Don Juan
Wow. And im sure telling her that you're not married and taking off the ring will make her NOT find out you are married all the while she can see the imprint left from removing your ring... 
:trouble:
It's guys like you that give DJ's a bad name and that all guys cheat, lie, are dogs that will do anything to get sex, including....
"Important Tip: Don't Tell Her You're Married"...
:trouble: It's guys like you that give DJ's a bad name and that all guys cheat, lie, are dogs that will do anything to get sex,
including.... "Important Tip: Don't Tell Her You're Married"...
Dust 2 Dust said:
Cheaters really are pathetic. In another world they would be knocked down very low on the social ladder, hopefully underground...
Just kidding, but seriously, cheaters are no better than common criminals in my mind. They wreak havoac on other people's lives just so they don't have to initiate a breakup. It's sad that so many people are accepting of those who deserve to be social outcasts.
Just kidding, but seriously, cheaters are no better than common criminals in my mind. They wreak havoac on other people's lives just so they don't have to initiate a breakup. It's sad that so many people are accepting of those who deserve to be social outcasts.
JeeperCane
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An important tip is something like "Don't cross the streams". This just stupid.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.