"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Important health tip: Wash your hands!

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Its disgusting. People touch all things of dirty thing (poles in public busses!) then enter McD and eat their burger with their unwashed fingers, unleashing millions of micro-beasties into their bodies.
One of the most important rules for personal health is also the simplest: Wash your hands regularly!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I agree. I also try to push open bathroom doors with my feet. If I have to grab a metal handle, I use the tail of my shirt so that I don't have to touch the handle directly.

Besides door handles, other public area sources of germs are telephones, atms, elevator buttons, and public computer keyboards and mice. In your own house, the most germ-laden item is probably your kitchen dish rag or sponge. Pour some hydrogen peroxide on it, and it will fizz like crazy.
 

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lol When you go to the bathroom, if they have paper towels, just use the one that you dried your hand off with to open the door, no need to get all freaky with your shirt. Too much focus on germs and ****. It builds a healthy immune system.
 

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Espi said:
Wow. Solid post.

Also:

1. Wear clean underwear...
2. Wash BEHIND your ears with soap...
3. Eat your vegatables so you'll grow to be big and strong...
4. Look both ways before crossing the street...
Yeah, make fun if you want but its something important many people seem to forget (myself included) or underrate.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Here you go. Avoid germs all together. Get an air sealed room in your house, grow your own food, cook things way past done to ensure you kill all bacteria, scrub down everything with bleach...

Germs are everywhere, get over it. You start trying to keep yourself healthy by killing as many as you can, your immune system is going to get weak. It's like never having to lift a weight or exercise in your life, and all of a sudden being thrown into a strongman contest.
 
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That's why women don't like it when a guy touches his face.

One of the things about body language is some care, some don't.

They don't want to kiss a guy who puts his finger in his mouth during a date.
 

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But she still kissed me after I ate her puzzy!

Neat move! :crackup:
 
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djbr said:
But she still kissed me after I ate her puzzy!

Neat move! :crackup:
LOL do you kiss her after she sucks you c0ck?
 

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It builds a healthy immune system.
in the army I lived under some truly appalling conditions, hygiene-wise - which I'll not go into because I'm eating right now, but I never got sick from it, and can't recall ever having an upset stomach or anything similar since.

I'm all for hygiene though.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I kiss girls after they go down on me; it doesn't bother me. I like my own penis and would fellate myself were I physically able.

I've never kissed a girl after I ejaculated in her mouth, however. I'm not sure whether I would or not.
 

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I kiss girls after they go down on me; it doesn't bother me. I like my own penis and would fellate myself were I physically able.

I've never kissed a girl after I ejaculated in her mouth, however. I'm not sure whether I would or not.

Same here, but I ALWAYS ejaculate in her mouth, that's a prerogative.
 
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