"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Important health tip: Wash your hands!

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Its disgusting. People touch all things of dirty thing (poles in public busses!) then enter McD and eat their burger with their unwashed fingers, unleashing millions of micro-beasties into their bodies.
One of the most important rules for personal health is also the simplest: Wash your hands regularly!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I agree. I also try to push open bathroom doors with my feet. If I have to grab a metal handle, I use the tail of my shirt so that I don't have to touch the handle directly.

Besides door handles, other public area sources of germs are telephones, atms, elevator buttons, and public computer keyboards and mice. In your own house, the most germ-laden item is probably your kitchen dish rag or sponge. Pour some hydrogen peroxide on it, and it will fizz like crazy.
 

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lol When you go to the bathroom, if they have paper towels, just use the one that you dried your hand off with to open the door, no need to get all freaky with your shirt. Too much focus on germs and ****. It builds a healthy immune system.
 

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Espi said:
Wow. Solid post.

Also:

1. Wear clean underwear...
2. Wash BEHIND your ears with soap...
3. Eat your vegatables so you'll grow to be big and strong...
4. Look both ways before crossing the street...
Yeah, make fun if you want but its something important many people seem to forget (myself included) or underrate.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Here you go. Avoid germs all together. Get an air sealed room in your house, grow your own food, cook things way past done to ensure you kill all bacteria, scrub down everything with bleach...

Germs are everywhere, get over it. You start trying to keep yourself healthy by killing as many as you can, your immune system is going to get weak. It's like never having to lift a weight or exercise in your life, and all of a sudden being thrown into a strongman contest.
 
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That's why women don't like it when a guy touches his face.

One of the things about body language is some care, some don't.

They don't want to kiss a guy who puts his finger in his mouth during a date.
 

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But she still kissed me after I ate her puzzy!

Neat move! :crackup:
 
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djbr said:
But she still kissed me after I ate her puzzy!

Neat move! :crackup:
LOL do you kiss her after she sucks you c0ck?
 

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It builds a healthy immune system.
in the army I lived under some truly appalling conditions, hygiene-wise - which I'll not go into because I'm eating right now, but I never got sick from it, and can't recall ever having an upset stomach or anything similar since.

I'm all for hygiene though.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I kiss girls after they go down on me; it doesn't bother me. I like my own penis and would fellate myself were I physically able.

I've never kissed a girl after I ejaculated in her mouth, however. I'm not sure whether I would or not.
 

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I kiss girls after they go down on me; it doesn't bother me. I like my own penis and would fellate myself were I physically able.

I've never kissed a girl after I ejaculated in her mouth, however. I'm not sure whether I would or not.

Same here, but I ALWAYS ejaculate in her mouth, that's a prerogative.
 
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