"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Imagine you are the last man on earth

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It is sunday, it is snowing, so we might as well have some fun:

Imagine that due to some obscure reason all the males on the planet earth dissapeared. Except the lucky you. Naturally, you are chosen as the leader of earth, and now you have a whole lot of power and responsibilities. You also have all sorts of women who REALLY want to meet you (like in the Axe commercial)

So, what rules do you, as the last male enact? How do you protect yourself from the constant attention? What would your plan for the future of the society hold, what would be your top 3 priorities for the benefit of the world? Who would be your "queen" if you had to choose one, or would you not dare think about staying monogamous?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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There was a skit on the old show 'In Living Colour' about this. The guy was happy for a minute, but then the females imprisoned him and forced him to fuel an artificial insemination clinic :eek:
 
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dude, it'd be crap! they'd put you in a cage and every couple of hours a fat girl'd wank you off into a test tube...
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Did you guys know?....

...There was once a time in ancient civilization where Fat chicks were considered " hot" and there are areas around the globe where chicks without mustaches are considered "ugly". When it comes down to it, looks are just freakin arbitrary.

Though I admit, I'm brainwash by society's standards to what is attractive or not.
 
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Oxide said:
What would your plan for the future of the society hold, what would be your top 3 priorities for the benefit of the world? Who would be your "queen" if you had to choose one, or would you not dare think about staying monogamous?
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I think my priorities as dictator of the world would be a lot more complex than "Which chick should give me head".
 
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