"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Imagine you are the last man on earth

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It is sunday, it is snowing, so we might as well have some fun:

Imagine that due to some obscure reason all the males on the planet earth dissapeared. Except the lucky you. Naturally, you are chosen as the leader of earth, and now you have a whole lot of power and responsibilities. You also have all sorts of women who REALLY want to meet you (like in the Axe commercial)

So, what rules do you, as the last male enact? How do you protect yourself from the constant attention? What would your plan for the future of the society hold, what would be your top 3 priorities for the benefit of the world? Who would be your "queen" if you had to choose one, or would you not dare think about staying monogamous?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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There was a skit on the old show 'In Living Colour' about this. The guy was happy for a minute, but then the females imprisoned him and forced him to fuel an artificial insemination clinic :eek:
 
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dude, it'd be crap! they'd put you in a cage and every couple of hours a fat girl'd wank you off into a test tube...
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Did you guys know?....

...There was once a time in ancient civilization where Fat chicks were considered " hot" and there are areas around the globe where chicks without mustaches are considered "ugly". When it comes down to it, looks are just freakin arbitrary.

Though I admit, I'm brainwash by society's standards to what is attractive or not.
 
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Oxide said:
What would your plan for the future of the society hold, what would be your top 3 priorities for the benefit of the world? Who would be your "queen" if you had to choose one, or would you not dare think about staying monogamous?
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I think my priorities as dictator of the world would be a lot more complex than "Which chick should give me head".
 
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