"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Imagine you are the last man on earth

Oxide

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It is sunday, it is snowing, so we might as well have some fun:

Imagine that due to some obscure reason all the males on the planet earth dissapeared. Except the lucky you. Naturally, you are chosen as the leader of earth, and now you have a whole lot of power and responsibilities. You also have all sorts of women who REALLY want to meet you (like in the Axe commercial)

So, what rules do you, as the last male enact? How do you protect yourself from the constant attention? What would your plan for the future of the society hold, what would be your top 3 priorities for the benefit of the world? Who would be your "queen" if you had to choose one, or would you not dare think about staying monogamous?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Bible_Belt

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There was a skit on the old show 'In Living Colour' about this. The guy was happy for a minute, but then the females imprisoned him and forced him to fuel an artificial insemination clinic :eek:
 

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dude, it'd be crap! they'd put you in a cage and every couple of hours a fat girl'd wank you off into a test tube...
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Roly

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Did you guys know?....

...There was once a time in ancient civilization where Fat chicks were considered " hot" and there are areas around the globe where chicks without mustaches are considered "ugly". When it comes down to it, looks are just freakin arbitrary.

Though I admit, I'm brainwash by society's standards to what is attractive or not.
 

diplomatic_lies

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Oxide said:
What would your plan for the future of the society hold, what would be your top 3 priorities for the benefit of the world? Who would be your "queen" if you had to choose one, or would you not dare think about staying monogamous?
I think my priorities as dictator of the world would be a lot more complex than "Which chick should give me head".
 
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