splinterkb
Master Don Juan
You guys are a bunch of pvssies. Who the **** cares if he says nigga?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Imagination gets chicks
- Thread starter Dimebag_Darrell
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
uhh, ha ha ha ha. He said nigga
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
dude read my update..I need some opinion on if I'm any good at giving tips through my expriences.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
Is that good or bad?
I was trying to put him in a good light
I was trying to put him in a good light
Boner da Stoner
Master Don Juan
nah that some black ass light.. you amoged him and he knew it
nice FR, love the enthusiasm
The imagination part with the movies and keping your point at the top of everybody's minds is one of my key points too
I wish I could type like I talk
nice FR, love the enthusiasm
The imagination part with the movies and keping your point at the top of everybody's minds is one of my key points too
I wish I could type like I talk
L777
Master Don Juan
couldnt be arsed readin that...u sound like a ***** tho "nigga"
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
And you sound like you could use a few lessons in speaking in American.
taiwanesedude227
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wow, you DID play those girls perfectly... I need to learn how to do that lol. can you give me a PM? i tried PM'ing you and it didn't work because your inbox was full
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
L777
Master Don Juan
err no, I'm english, and speak the language english...there is no language called american, idiot
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
Well if you speak english, lay off the crack and write in english..don't gimme that arse bullsh*t, arse, sheet, shut the f*ck up...........respectively.
As in my inbox, I currently only have 6 messages in it so if anyone knows how to fix it, I'll fix it!
As in my inbox, I currently only have 6 messages in it so if anyone knows how to fix it, I'll fix it!