"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Imagination gets chicks

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You guys are a bunch of pvssies. Who the **** cares if he says nigga?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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dude read my update..I need some opinion on if I'm any good at giving tips through my expriences.
 

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Originally posted by Dimebag_Darrell
"sooo, ladies why must you all fawn over my friend here?"
you kinda amoged him... subtly
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Is that good or bad?

I was trying to put him in a good light
 

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nah that some black ass light.. you amoged him and he knew it

nice FR, love the enthusiasm

The imagination part with the movies and keping your point at the top of everybody's minds is one of my key points too

I wish I could type like I talk
 

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couldnt be arsed readin that...u sound like a ***** tho "nigga"
 
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And you sound like you could use a few lessons in speaking in American.
 
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wow, you DID play those girls perfectly... I need to learn how to do that lol. can you give me a PM? i tried PM'ing you and it didn't work because your inbox was full
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Originally posted by Dimebag_Darrell
And you sound like you could use a few lessons in speaking in American.
err no, I'm english, and speak the language english...there is no language called american, idiot
 
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Well if you speak english, lay off the crack and write in english..don't gimme that arse bullsh*t, arse, sheet, shut the f*ck up...........respectively.

As in my inbox, I currently only have 6 messages in it so if anyone knows how to fix it, I'll fix it! :cool:
 

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the "nigga" issue... :crackup:

as for the original post, good job, dime.
 
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