splinterkb
Master Don Juan
You guys are a bunch of pvssies. Who the **** cares if he says nigga?
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Imagination gets chicks
- Thread starter Dimebag_Darrell
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
uhh, ha ha ha ha. He said nigga
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
dude read my update..I need some opinion on if I'm any good at giving tips through my expriences.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
Is that good or bad?
I was trying to put him in a good light
I was trying to put him in a good light
Boner da Stoner
Master Don Juan
nah that some black ass light.. you amoged him and he knew it
nice FR, love the enthusiasm
The imagination part with the movies and keping your point at the top of everybody's minds is one of my key points too
I wish I could type like I talk
nice FR, love the enthusiasm
The imagination part with the movies and keping your point at the top of everybody's minds is one of my key points too
I wish I could type like I talk
L777
Master Don Juan
couldnt be arsed readin that...u sound like a ***** tho "nigga"
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
And you sound like you could use a few lessons in speaking in American.
taiwanesedude227
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wow, you DID play those girls perfectly... I need to learn how to do that lol. can you give me a PM? i tried PM'ing you and it didn't work because your inbox was full
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
L777
Master Don Juan
err no, I'm english, and speak the language english...there is no language called american, idiot
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
Well if you speak english, lay off the crack and write in english..don't gimme that arse bullsh*t, arse, sheet, shut the f*ck up...........respectively.
As in my inbox, I currently only have 6 messages in it so if anyone knows how to fix it, I'll fix it!
As in my inbox, I currently only have 6 messages in it so if anyone knows how to fix it, I'll fix it!