"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Im Trapped Ahhhh

theNEWDJ

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soo its the summer and i should be getting chicks all the time but 2 of the main chicks i was after aren't coming through. I figure its time to meet new chicks from other schools. I am damn good at this cause i have no fear and i dont care if i get rejected i will approach any HB. The problem is i dont drive and the only close place where i could pick up chicks is Wal-Mart hahaha, my best friend drives but he has no skills with chicks at all, and he wont go and pick up chicks with me at the mall or anything, so what do i do? i cant just give up for the summer and wait till i get my liscence in November, i guess ill keep trying my other buddys but god damn im getting restless should i tell my friend about sosuave and this stuff?

damn im rambling but i need help dudes
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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08aisaac

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well I just moved and can't pick up chicks so I just chat online. man I can't wait till school starts. Maybe you should just continue working the school till you get everygirl because I think that might be possible.
 

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Social networking...youre new best friend.
 

theNEWDJ

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whats social networking?
 

oakraiderz2

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Originally posted by theNEWDJ
whats social networking?
Your friends have other friends ,who have other friends, who know tons of hot girls ,who know more hot girls...in conclusion...talk to everyone you meet.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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dannowillbookem

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dont take the bus it makes u look average and definetly not something the alpha males do.
 
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it doesnt matter if u take the bus or not acualy it make u seem more clasic with a sense of style...but takin the bus or not that wont affect ur game any ...so if u need 2 take tha bus
 

theNEWDJ

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ok i take the bus and try to pick up chicks alone?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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dannowillbookem

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lol my school must be very transportationist (get it racist sexist transporationist? hehe)

really kids who ride the bus are considered losers. oh well thats what u get for attending the preppy school.

plus walking everywhere (or ecspecially doing it alone) is frowned upon. god i would be so much cooler at other schools! lol
 
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