"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Im telling her I want sex

playboy77

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first of all, fukk you all for not replying to my last message.

okay now that I got that out the way.

I called the girl back, she answered then hung up on me. I called back she didn't answer. I was being fake, talking a lot of bullshet, talking too much.

I really want to sleep with this girl. she looks like a porn star... her tits and ass have overwhelmed me with desire, border line obsession so Imm gonna call her, she'll not answer, then Im gonna leave her a message: "I think you have nice tits and ass and want to sleep with you. I don't want anything else, I just want sex. No disrespect. "

what do I have to lose? she's already not answering my calls.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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romangod

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playboy77 said:
what do I have to lose? she's already not answering my calls.

You could lose your dignity and self-respect. However, it appears you don't have much to begin with.

On the bright side, you could gain a restraining order.


Cheers!
 

prairiedog24

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Gotta be a troll. If not, lets just pretend it is anyway for our own sanity.
 

SandHawk

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What's up with all the AFCs who didn't read the DJ bible and then proceed to creep out girls?

I strongly you do it and post the result.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ease

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well at least you got some replies.
 
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