"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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So ive been chatting to this gal online for a couple or weeks or so, seen her on webcam shes hb6/7 but great tits! Shes seen me on webcam and stuff, we live pretty close but not walking distance and neither of us drive, shes 15 im 19!

Yesterday she says to me! "Come to mine tomorrow and get drunk with meeee"

What more of a sign do i need? She has the drink aswell! I dont need to spend any money! Only on getting there!

But yet im scared that i look uglier in real life than on cam! And im too scared to go! Probably gonna cancel on her, saying something like i have my family coming round, but im such an ass for doing this!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Originally posted by PooMan
So ive been chatting to this gal online for a couple or weeks or so, seen her on webcam shes hb6/7 but great tits! Shes seen me on webcam and stuff, we live pretty close but not walking distance and neither of us drive, shes 15 im 19!

Yesterday she says to me! "Come to mine tomorrow and get drunk with meeee"

What more of a sign do i need? She has the drink aswell! I dont need to spend any money! Only on getting there!

But yet im scared that i look uglier in real life than on cam! And im too scared to go! Probably gonna cancel on her, saying something like i have my family coming round, but im such an ass for doing this!
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1) Are you sure she's a 6/7 and not just showing you her best parts on the webcam?? :nervous:

2) What's "mine"? Her house? Good! Her town/local bar/club? Bad!

3) Get her to buy the liquor. That way if she's not into you, or you're not into her, you at least get some free drinks outta the deal.

4) Don't drink and drive. ;) Have fun!
 
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Sorry, but a 19 year old guy and a 15 year old girl is just sad. Why not try to include your sister in it as well?
 
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skeeloo

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wat u doing with a 15 year old kid. my young cousin who is 17 dosnt even mess with 15 year old kids.
 
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I think a 15 y/o is a felony in every state. You would be a convicted sex offender. You might be on a state registry or web site or have to register as a sex offender wherever you live for a long time, possibly forever. This is in addition to being a convicted felon - to give you an idea of the job prospects of an ex-con, Hardee's won't hire one.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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as said u are a PEEEERRRRVV and not the good kind either....

stop trying to get aid so much that you resort to becoming a pedofile....

she is prob even younger than that....
tell her to stop flirting with older guys and u should start checking out chicks your age min 17 year olds not younger then that...

but hey if u are a stupid retard that wants to get as'sfu'cked in jail by a huge niggah called Pilediver or sumthing then go to her house and try to have sex with her.... its your life , i dont give a **** ....
 
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Im such an ass!

Yes you are. But, with a name like pooman what did you expect?
 
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If a 19 year old was chasing after my daughter when she was 15 he'd be picking a cap out of his ass...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I hope the cops catch you, I am 18 and dont even mess with 15 year old girls.
 
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Have fun in jail you sad freak?
 
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you need to make sure you arent going to get in trouble for seeing someone that young before you even go meet her.
 
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the law allows as young as 14 depending on the state. if it's legal, do it. ignore the haters.
 
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