"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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So ive been chatting to this gal online for a couple or weeks or so, seen her on webcam shes hb6/7 but great tits! Shes seen me on webcam and stuff, we live pretty close but not walking distance and neither of us drive, shes 15 im 19!

Yesterday she says to me! "Come to mine tomorrow and get drunk with meeee"

What more of a sign do i need? She has the drink aswell! I dont need to spend any money! Only on getting there!

But yet im scared that i look uglier in real life than on cam! And im too scared to go! Probably gonna cancel on her, saying something like i have my family coming round, but im such an ass for doing this!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by PooMan
So ive been chatting to this gal online for a couple or weeks or so, seen her on webcam shes hb6/7 but great tits! Shes seen me on webcam and stuff, we live pretty close but not walking distance and neither of us drive, shes 15 im 19!

Yesterday she says to me! "Come to mine tomorrow and get drunk with meeee"

What more of a sign do i need? She has the drink aswell! I dont need to spend any money! Only on getting there!

But yet im scared that i look uglier in real life than on cam! And im too scared to go! Probably gonna cancel on her, saying something like i have my family coming round, but im such an ass for doing this!
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1) Are you sure she's a 6/7 and not just showing you her best parts on the webcam?? :nervous:

2) What's "mine"? Her house? Good! Her town/local bar/club? Bad!

3) Get her to buy the liquor. That way if she's not into you, or you're not into her, you at least get some free drinks outta the deal.

4) Don't drink and drive. ;) Have fun!
 
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Sorry, but a 19 year old guy and a 15 year old girl is just sad. Why not try to include your sister in it as well?
 
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wat u doing with a 15 year old kid. my young cousin who is 17 dosnt even mess with 15 year old kids.
 
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I think a 15 y/o is a felony in every state. You would be a convicted sex offender. You might be on a state registry or web site or have to register as a sex offender wherever you live for a long time, possibly forever. This is in addition to being a convicted felon - to give you an idea of the job prospects of an ex-con, Hardee's won't hire one.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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as said u are a PEEEERRRRVV and not the good kind either....

stop trying to get aid so much that you resort to becoming a pedofile....

she is prob even younger than that....
tell her to stop flirting with older guys and u should start checking out chicks your age min 17 year olds not younger then that...

but hey if u are a stupid retard that wants to get as'sfu'cked in jail by a huge niggah called Pilediver or sumthing then go to her house and try to have sex with her.... its your life , i dont give a **** ....
 
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Im such an ass!

Yes you are. But, with a name like pooman what did you expect?
 
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If a 19 year old was chasing after my daughter when she was 15 he'd be picking a cap out of his ass...
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I hope the cops catch you, I am 18 and dont even mess with 15 year old girls.
 
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Have fun in jail you sad freak?
 
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you need to make sure you arent going to get in trouble for seeing someone that young before you even go meet her.
 
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the law allows as young as 14 depending on the state. if it's legal, do it. ignore the haters.
 
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