"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm starting to believe my ceiling is a 7

captain55

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LOL not all beautiful women fall in to the same category. You have the borderlines who usually date down and the 9's getting out of abusive relationships who are afraid to date a guy capable of even landing a hot chick. Average guys cheat on beautiful women out of their league more often than you think.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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No such thing as a 10, and I have NEVER seen a 9 in my life. Highest I seen was an 8. And we all have different opinions on what is a 7 8 or 9
 

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Yeah the average married dude i see marys a six and by the time she has 2 kids shes like a 4 so you are ahead of the curve
 

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Like someone mentioned it's terrible online for the most part. Out in the real world I have no problems talking to a 7 or 8 and gaining interest, but online I've had 4's apparently turn their noses up to me.
 
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