Im so thin...

[the-tiger]

Im to dam thin.

I have a stomach ulcer, my mum makes me 1 meal a day coz shes so ****ing lazy, i dont know how to cook, i havent got enough money to buy take aways and my mum wont even let me cook AHAHA wot a women, im so dam unlucky haha thats funny but true

So how cud i gain weight

 

[Cheiradawg]

Report yourself to social services.

 

[sfalexi]

Get a job in some kitchen that pays cash. THe job will suck (probably dishwasing or something like that), but it'll be a little bit of cash under the table, no work permit necessary, and more than likely, if you're bosses like you, they'll make you something to eat when the place is slow for your break (usually for free if they like ya). That's what I did for a few months when I was 14.

 

[MindOverMatter]

learn how to cook things for yourself.

 

[Alpine]

Well No1 is to treat the ulcer, there's no point trying to gain if you're ill, especially a GI illness.

Are you Asian? What's the healthcare like in your country?

There are various treatments for ulcers, get it sorted, then start worrying about gaining (on second thoughts, no, whatever you do don't start worrying. )

 

[Lost]

Originally posted by MindOverMatter
learn how to cook things for yourself.

learn how to read things for yourself.

the guy said his mom doesnt let him cook. (by the way, what the **** is up with that)?

Do what someone suggested, get a job to get money for food.

Food is the only way you'll grow. Lifting weights doesnt mean **** without a lot of food.

 

[the-tiger]

ok thanks huys, ill just buy loads of micro waved food i think..

 

[Julian]

^^worst thing you could do.

Not only does the food taste like ass, its actually really expensive too.

Only thing worthwhile are big huge frozen pizzas because you can munch on one of those for like 2 days if you have 3 slices a meal.

Depending on the size of the pizza thats alot of meals for a cheap price.

hahaha but since i live at home again i dont worry about that ish.

 

[Alpine]

Yeah pizza, and beer as well

Then you can have another ulcer to keep the other one company

 

[the-tiger]

lol

 

[skinnydart]

Raman noodles: 10 cents a package. Just wait until you're mom goes to bed, then raid the kitchen.

 

[SupaDupaAFC]

Buy a bucket of Whey Protein. It digests easily and is cheap compared to other protein sources. A B-Vitamin complex will make more efficient use of the food you already eat.