im seriously about to get laid

[DJnoob]

ok, after a year on this freaking site, i think im finally gona get some action tonight from a co worker and possibly her friend..

SHe's a 6.5.

But here is the thing, i was working one day and she came in to "see her other co worker".. and along with her was her hb8 friend. (i know she came in to see me)

We teased each other a bit.

Tonight for st patrciks day.. im going over to her house and her hb8 is there too! its just gona be us 3!!! I went and got condoms already.,,

Possibly a 3 some? FVCKKKK yeah! i hope so. Anyway, what usually happens when her friend is there with her for those who were in a similar situation before like mine. And should I bring some booze?

Thanks,
DJnoob

im leaving in 10 minutes,so respond fast!

 

[amethyst]

Emm... you want to take booze go for a bottle of mescal, with the worm in it of course and remember to conceal the condoms... I would also tone down the excitement you might not even get laid tonight bro and a threesome is a tad ambitious... Good luck anyway.

Love

Amethyst

 

[( . )( . )]

Stay home, if it took you a year to (possibly) get laid after having the answers on how to drop a b!tches panties layed out for you I dont want the risk of you spreading your genes. Suppose I'm driving down the road in 18 years time and your offspring is coming in the opposite direction?

 

[LeviathanIYG]

Goodluck!!

There is no usual maybe it's going to be a threesome or maybe she sees you as a friend and just wants to hang out but let us know how it goes.....

No DON’T drink!

 

[Eccentric]

Keep the condoms in your car. Trust me. The last thing you want is to jump the gun on a friendly invite and think you're going to be in a 3-some. This **** will carry over into work, and you'll never be the same around her again.

Read the body language, and don't show your poker face.

 

[amethyst]

lol... Bad Lev there is nothing wrong with a few drinks (Specially in St. Paddies day... take a couple of cans of Guinness as well), as long as you don't get paralytic or become an imbecile when drunk it should be fine. And mescal just oils things really because its made in a different way (like tequila) than normal boose it will not make you a wanker if taken in moderation.

I always drink a bit in social gatherings but its expected I'm a barman after all.

Love

Amethystos

 

[sexy_kuta]

giver man.. giver anal!

 

[backbreaker]

Stay home, if it took you a year to (possibly) get laid after having the answers on how to drop a b!tches panties layed out for you I dont want the risk of you spreading your genes. Suppose I'm driving down the road in 18 years time and your offspring is coming in the opposite direction?

ROTFLMAO

 

[Spookey]

LMAO

congratulations.... remember there is a hell of a lot more to life than sex (even if it does cause it!)


anyone interested in taking bets on how long he lasts ??

 

[itishe]

DJ you must master the art of Kegel and multi-orgasm.

 

[noneother]

so did it happen for you DJnoob? lol

 

[TxCowboy]

What ever happened to the "Dont dip your pen in company ink" speel ? ... I guess everyone in here is just tossing that out the window ?

 

[amethyst]

No rules apply to the true ladies man... when it comes to the art of lady killing.

So boys pack up your shotguns we are going to irac

Amethyst

 

[TxCowboy]

No rules apply to the true ladies man... when it comes to the art of lady killing.

So boys pack up your shotguns we are going to irac

Amethyst

We'll c about that when she gives u a fuk , gets pregnant, and then rants to the whole company that you raped her or some sh1t and will demand a million .... Then you get fired and ur broke a$$ is on the streets ....

Obviously, at that point, I guess the military will be your only option one you lose the job...

-Laterz

 

[organizedconfusion]

woah there , calm down buddy or you'll blow your load as soon as you stick her! you sound a tad bit too excited..take a few deep breaths and relax, i am serious.
take a shot just to relax and loosen you up- TAKE YOUR TIME, this is the
moment you been waiting for..enjoy it!

 

[amethyst]

Ha ha ha... Hey Cowboy in the bar I work they encourage relationships between workers. Man our staff night outings are like ****ing orgies im tellin’ ya...

Amethyst

 

[Gubby]

How about this: you don't GET LAID, you LAY. If you "get laid", the woman is USING YOU. Does that make you feel powerful and masculine?

 

[Tomatoes]

Was going to post advice but its all done now...How did it go?

 

[Teen Spirit]

He blew it.

 

[itishe]

Maybe he's still porking them.