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Don Juan
Oh my God. I would have asked that same question 3 years ago. Unfortunately I did marry this hor I met on the internet who was from Michigan. The relationship was based on phone sex. Then real sex the first time we met in person. (but just cuz she ****ed me within 30 minutes the first time we met in person doesn't make her a hor right? LOL). Any way I was so blown away by being with a girl who would give me puzzy whenever I wanted it and treated me like a fuggin king that I ended up marrying the skank at age 20 after she bugged me about it enough. I did this despite her off the wall daddy issues, her bytchy temper, her family of drunks, and her fat ass.
Anyway I moved up to Michigan with her and she turned to a fuggin psycho. The hor would start fights, try to get her drunkass dad to beat me up, call the cops when I didn't even do anything to her and all kinds of crazy crap. Eventually after about a year of marriage the bytch decided she was done with all this and wanted me gone. I happily left. The next week she is fukkin some 40 year old hippy from her work. I moved back down to Missouri, filed for divorce, and never heard from the c u n t again.
Last week another girl online asked for my number. I respectfully declined.
Anyway I moved up to Michigan with her and she turned to a fuggin psycho. The hor would start fights, try to get her drunkass dad to beat me up, call the cops when I didn't even do anything to her and all kinds of crazy crap. Eventually after about a year of marriage the bytch decided she was done with all this and wanted me gone. I happily left. The next week she is fukkin some 40 year old hippy from her work. I moved back down to Missouri, filed for divorce, and never heard from the c u n t again.
Last week another girl online asked for my number. I respectfully declined.