"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I'm in total love with this girl.

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So there's this girl in my class. She's so cute, and she's got this wicked personality and I just feel...great when she talks to me. Lately..she's been talking to this other guy, and I want to beat the crap out of him because she's my girlfriend, even though she never said anything, and we've never flirted (I dunno how). Can I have some help.


First, that was a joke. For all you fuckers that read this in hopes of flaming some poor guy wanting help, here are the four words that put together, should be shoved up your ass. Shut The Fuck Up.

Honestly, I would love to have fun with the mod tools with some of you people for all of the absolutely retarded replies to questions AND people that don't deserve it. No matter the topic title, or how horrible the question is, don't be a lamer and flame your asshole out.

Please.....grow up and act respectfully. You are all '(young) adults' by age, act like it.












...and now I get to watch all of the replies so I can then pursue their old posts of how much of a AFC they once were and how they flame the same situations now.

Careful now with those smoking guns, they could backfire on you just as easy. ;)
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I don't understand this thread. :confused:
 

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-_-, just look at other threads and how badly people are saying 'DAFS' or 'STFU' or 'You're such a idiot.."...among other excessively unnecessary things.

Then read this thread again and go 'Oh...so that's why this thread is like this'

Maybe people will grow up if this get's stickied for a bit.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by lets_do_this
I would have just said, "read the dj bible" :D

Don't forget 10% reading 90% field work. ;) ;) :woo:
 

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well it depends, u dont wanna come off too ****y by over doing the C&F but u dont wanna be a an AFC either
 

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WOW, instead of writing STFU, you wrote it out DOCS. What's the difference? As far as flaming poor guys, sometimes it is not to flame the guy but to get him to to DAFS( I think you were alluding to me). By asking questions that have already been answered, you just pollute this site. I have already posted about flaming and constructive criticism of this site and memeber's maturity levels, so what you are saying isn't anything new.

Your aggressive attitude won't change anything.

And with the DAFS thing, at least one of the mods agees with me, so I doubt I am thinking in the wrong direction with this advice.

Saying "read the DJ bible" has been said many times, and quite frankly, seems to be ineffective.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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increase ur cardio and read the dj bible

but seriously :down: @ you for getting that pissed at internet stuff. you lost.
 

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i can't believe anybody actually comes on here and says "STFU." the only people i ever hear say that are the kinds of people who spend all their time internet-gaming like halo online or something. video games are all well and good, but have a life outside of your computer people. learn how to stop being so damn lazy and just type it out.
 

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I think some people need a good kick in the butt. But actually, you're right. If you do insult some pvssy-whipped champ, you should try to do so constructively.
 

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There's new people all the time, if Iw as new and I wrote about something like the first bit..and I got flamed with DAFS (newbie: what would that mean?), you AFc, you loser, lamer, etc...I dont' think I'd have a good attitude for this site. Would you not agree?

Read the bible, that is acceptable..it's not demoralizing to say that and I'm not complaining at people that say that. It's every other retard that wants to shit on other people in hopes of looking superior..or to use a power-rush against some poor guy. I'm sorry, but even in my short time here, I've watching the flaming assholes take over.

As for DAFS, I wouldn't see that as nice...you know when someone asks to find something on the net and someone else puts up a google search query and a link to a site for them...that's really cool.

Maybe what should be put up is a TOS..and then shall it be enforced...this activity could grind to a dead halt and we can get non-flamer's helping us. And if you are so concerned about polluting the forums with newbie questions, why not create that newbie forum instead. Since discussion is the first on the list, take a wild guess where people flock to?

Just my 2 cents and a rant.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I've been flamed TONS of times since I became a member of this site. I got flamed when I was a newbie DJ, I got flamed as a senoir and I still get flamed as a vetern member.

However along with those flame post are people who put in helpful and constructive advice. So being the logical person that I am I choose to ignore the flame post (though from time to time I like to poke a little fun at those whoa are too big for their britches:D ) and only respond to those who are here to aid me. As a mature adult it's OUR responsibility to understand that people are going to have their opinions and by not responding to the nimrods, and listening to the others will we prosper from our ventures.

If anybody here is too thin skinned to ward of faceless people on the internet who throw baseless insults, then there's no reason for them to socilize with the outside world anyway because believe me it gets MUCH worse then that in real time.
 

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Well aware of the real world. I've seen the fair share of biatches.

You can't solve something (newbies, flamers) without having somewhere to start. (newbie forum, mod control)
 
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