"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm Going Dumber And Dumber!!!!!!

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what the hell, i used to get 90's in advanced math in highschool doing all the eqasions and factoring and all that jazz, now i can't even keep track of my train of thought.:confused: stupid azz ****. i'm starting to feel like an idiot.

i was trying to carry a conversation yesturday, and i forgot what i was talking about....:confused: ...i had to bullsh1t for like 5 seconds till i remembered.

i try to organize my thoughts before i say it, so it comes out in a logical manner that makes sence, I CAN'T EVEN DO THAT NOW!!!! i was asking somebody something yesturday and i couldn't explain my self right (i kept mumbeling).

Could stress be causing this??? I used to be under a lot of stress (till about a year ago). I'm not exacly stressing over anything right now, but i'm not exacly having a blast eather. anybody else having these problems?????

i keep forgeting things; if i'm going to get something, by the time i get there, i forget what i was going there for. this morning i forgot where i left of with work yesturday......

even the simplest things, i sometimes can't wram my brain around.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Maybe its time to think about buying a helmet and riding the short bus.
 
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never tried pot, and my alchohol intake is; 1 beer/drink every month (i rarly party)

my pvssy intake is at minimum too,:p

i don't watch tv for more then an 2 hours a day (i just started reading a book).

i'm also trying those brain teasers in my spare time, but so far all i'm getting is a headique.

it's really anoying, the way it's going i'll have oldtimers when im 30
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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